kachow

radiator springs | pansexual | 53 | open relationship | m | i warmly embrace warmth. sally and mater cucked me :( Minors do not follow, I will block you if I notice you following me.

[lightningmcqueenreal]

peen is this, peen is that... when will it finally be peen us?

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[avvocarlo]

this is dope

[avvocarlo]

[purplefrancine]

Purple Francine

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[yellowlinda]

Yellow Linda

[greenpeggy]

Green Peggy

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[shubidubisweets]

is this just how it's gonna be now

[purplefrancine]

Purple Francine

[teal-donna]

Teal donna

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[lightningmcqueenreal]

Sexy Lightning McQueen

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[lightningmcqueenreal]

And then you hear an engine rev...

and then he appears, running over brendon urie in a horrific and bloody display

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

diarrhea is a state of mind

[lightningmcqueenreal]

Yeah and I need to internalize it to cure this motherfucking constipation!!!

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lmaonade]

addicted to this

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

this iwll happen in kingdom hearts 4

[lightningmcqueenreal]

@buzzlightyearhugecock

you need to get a grip on your pathetic twink shit of a boyfriend

[lightningmcqueenreal]

I can't help but get uncontrollably horny when I hear about Sonic the Hedgehog lore because of this one time my lover (Mater) went down on me describing the timeline and lore of Sonic the Hedgehog in excessive detial you say "Black Doom" or "Did you know Gerald based the creation of Shadow the Hedgehog off of that mural he saw on Angel Island" and I get HARD as ROCKS

[umbralundertaker]

when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist

[umbralundertaker]

Now rebloggable for 48 hours ONLY get it while you can

[e-102]

when ppl @ their friends on my posts i block their friends like yeah look at that bitch really feast your eyes lol

[lightningmcqueenreal]

LOL!!! check out this FUCKING post @buzzlightyearhugecock

[opossumwhoisvivian]

Im exhausted. fight the brothers cock on ratatouille for the game cube on nightmare mode right now ok????????

[lightningmcqueenreal]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[oliviawebsite]

really good name. its like penis but gender neutral.