Lightning

[comradeorangutan]

criminalise golf

[mortal-kombat11]

“One more time, Hanzo?”

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[odinsblog]

“I’m not going to the fucking White House. No.”

[abitchistireddddd]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit]

david shrigley

[justiceleague]

Superman (1978) // Shazam! (2019)

[breakfast-menu-deactivated20210]

Hello there

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[more-like-a-justice-league]

DC Trinity Throughout the Ages by Nicola Scott

[kirammedarda]

gwyneth paltrow having absolutely no idea that she was in spider-man: homecoming is my new favorite thing

[more-like-a-justice-league]

[gerrycanavan]

life is short, though I keep this from my children

[ten-hills-deactivated20221004]

This poem.

[orpheus-type-beat]

[beardedchrisevans]

[eternal-dannation]

me, clicking on a youtube link for some asian slam poetry: haha oh boy here we go again, i wish we could write about something else for a change, this diaspora stuff is so played, i get it kids didn’t like how your food sme–

video: something like “i understand now, the smell of your cooking is the smell of your love, carried deep in your bones from oceans away, the remnants of a world you left for me”

me, without fail, every single time:

[pcybars]

The Normandy Landings (codenamed Operation Neptune) were the landing operations on Tuesday, 6 June 1944 (termed D-Day) of the Allied invasion of Normandy in Operation Overlord during World War II. The largest seaborne invasion in history, the operation began the liberation of German-occupied northwestern Europe from Nazi control, and contributed to the Allied victory on the Western Front.

The amphibious landings were preceded by extensive aerial and naval bombardment and an airborne assault—the landing of 24,000 American, British, and Canadian airborne troops shortly after midnight. Allied infantry and armoured divisions began landing on the coast of France at 06:30.

When the seaborne units began to land about 06:30 on June 6, the British and Canadians on Gold, Juno, and Sword beaches overcame light opposition. So did the Americans at Utah. The U.S. 1st Division at Omaha Beach, however, confronted the best of the German coast divisions, the 352nd, and was roughly handled by machine gunners as the troops waded ashore. During the morning, the landing at Omaha threatened to fail. Only dedicated local leadership eventually got the troops inland—though at a cost of more than 2,000 casualties.

[itcars]

First Look: The New Mercedes-AMG CLA 35 4MATIC Shooting Brake

A big mouth and a lot behind it ‑ performance and versatility for individualists

Already the fifth model in the compact class, the new CLA 35 4MATIC Shooting Brake is the latest point of entry to the world of Mercedes-AMG. The five-door model combines the powerful proportions of a sporty coupé with the decisive extra functionality thanks to the extended roof, the large tailgate and the wide load compartment opening. The agile high-torque 2.0-liter four-cylinder engine delivers 306 hp, which is variably distributed to the front and rear axle via the 7-speed dual-clutch transmission and the AMG Performance 4MATIC all-wheel drive. The sporty performance (0-62 mph in 4.9 seconds) is coupled with an increased amount of space for luggage or sports and outdoor equipment.

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[lightningwow]

We let our guard down and accepted that a “coupe” could have four doors, and now they’re trying to convince us a coupe can have FIVE doors. We have nobody to blame for this nightmare of a world but ourselves.