LightYagamiPM

The is the official English language political aesthetic space of Prime Minister Light Yagami. PM stands for Prime Minister. I don't have time for personal messages. If you want to talk to someone, there are contact details for therapists and mental health organisations on my official website.

[lightyagamipm]

my sincere greetings, prime minister yagami, it is an honor to speak to you. i would like to know, for a friend, if it is straight for a straight man to have sex with his straight male former psychiatrist (32, divorced) if they are both objectively completely heterosexual men and (this part is important) the only reason why the sex is happening is that he lost his virginity to him? thank you for the answer in advance 🙏 I’ve always been a huge fan of your brilliant government.

You're appropriately polite and groveling. I like that.

Your troubles on behalf of your friend *wink* is indeed troubling. Through pure coincidence, I happen to know a psychiatrist psychologist who almost matches that description, since he's also a pervert who lies about his age. They all do. The only difference is that the one I know has never successfully corralled anyone into marrying him, and was the one who accidentally lost their virginity in a massive busting disaster he was in the locality of, which was unfortunate for all involved. Sigh.

That aside, sexual orientation is something you can torture yourself with or not, but it might be tiny bit gay. 🙀 I send my thoughts and prayers to your friend *wink*, and remind them that this arrangement isn't a typical treatment pathway to wellness. But y'know, whatever floats your boat. You should insist on reduced rates though.

[lightyagamipm]

tell us what u or ur gov thinks about anti/ship vs pro/ship discourse on the internet. have u heard of it? oh and whats ur take on outdoor domestic cats, the ppl rlly need to know that one

Well, I struggle to give a shit, but as a leader of a democratic country, I promote and endorse whatever is most popular at this moment in time. Personally, though, I am very fond of ships. They're useful for the transportation of goods and people, and for an island nation, are quite important to our economy.

In regards to outdoor cats, my sister owns one called 'Happy', and like all cats, it has anger issues. This is probably due to being surrounded by idiots, and I sympathise with that. Some want all cats sent to Aoshima or another island populated by angry cats, but maybe the cats have good reason to be angry. I will look into canvassing the opinions of cats in Japan after the next election to see how we as a civilisation can improve ourselves.

[lightyagamipm]

Good morning Prime Minister I'm curious about your opinion on lesbians

I am extremely popular with all homosexuals.

[lightyagamipm]

You’re the type of guy to put some toilet paper in his hand and shit directly on that so the water doesn’t come back a splash your asshole

This is perfectly reasonable if also wearing two pairs of disposable gloves.

[lightyagamipm]

Do you not think that it would be irresponsible to spend time running a “tumblr” and promoting fan clubs while you are supposed to run the government which organises the lives of countless people? - N

I am not running a tumblr. My staff is. My mind is of such magnitude and capability that it can do at least fifteen things at once, including communicating messages to my staff via my telepathic skills. The question you should ask yourself, 'N' (which I believe is two letters after L. My condolences), is why can't you?

[lightyagamipm]

#5

The woman I married reminded me that I 'forgot' to mention an anniversary this year. Indeed, I did marry Kiyomi some years ago and our anniversary was earlier this year, so I will revisit it for no particular reason.

Happy belated Anniversary, Kiyomi. Well done and congratulations.

And here is a photograph from the day. I wore a tie pin, which is unusual for me.

[thosewhostan]

god remember back in the day when Those!Light's blog was a well-manicured platform full of sage wisdom and immaculate selfies and not a beautiful dumpster fire of vicious internet fights and nonsensical memes

[lightyagamipm]

My life is immaculate. Please follow government advice and keep it that way.

[lemme-holla-at-you]

0 to 100 real quick 😍😍😍😍

[thosewhostan]

Now what’s Light’s purity score then?

@lightyagamipm http://ricepuritytest.com/?

[lightyagamipm]

Being engaged in social distancing is the preferred way of life for me, keeping my rice pure and my body healthy. Viruses see me from a distance and bow down in defeat. Wash your damn hands and stop copulating, you filthy bastards.

[lightyagamipm]

💞💞🌼Thank you for existing 💞💞Send this to 10 people

I presume that this pointless expression of love and gratitude is on behalf of all Sluts for Yagami, since I have no other spam messages. Thanks for your consideration of my inbox and time, both of which are obviously precious.

In return, here's a cropped outtake from a recent photoshoot which features me casually levitating with my notes on the next budget.

[askjeevas]

@lightyagamipm How gay people make childrens?

[lightyagamipm]

It involves determination and/or stupidity regardless of orientation, Jeevas.

[zodiaccity]

[mr-and-mrs-sayu-matsuda]

@llawlietqc

[llawlietqc]

Incorrect. I’m notoriously peaceable.

[lightyagamipm]

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

B, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL LIGHT FROM ME YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING! 🗡🗡🗡

A̻̪̦̺͎̰͕̮͇̹̠̗ͯͣ̾̉̐́̇̋̄̏̇̄͝͡ȑ̖͈̗͇̏̃ͯ͘͞e͈̰͡͡͠ ̘̼͇̞͉͇͈̙̱̂̓̐̽ͪ͆̈́ͦ̈́͟y̻̭̮͎̲̩̞͔͚̔ͬͧ̑ͦͮ̇ͭͩo̴̺͈͔̮̮͈̳̲͉͈̘̟̗̱̅̐̀͒̄̀̉́̽ͮ͊̎̅ͣ͞ǘ̳̮͓͙̼̹̍͆͗̇̔ ̷̡̨f̢͖̣̱̬͓̹͎͈̣͡u̙̫̠̜͙͔̮͖͔͉̠̖̘̤̺͜ç̵̛͛̏͒ͨ͑̈̽͌ͣ͌̓̐̋̒̚kͦ͆ͧ̽̓̋͏̢͔͓̲̜̣ͅi̺̯̦͖̮̞͎͆̒̏̆͊ͨͭ͢ǹ̨͓̺̮̺͒ͩ͆͡g͖̙̭̜̫̩̩̘ͅ ̑͆̓͋͊̿ͩ̿̓̇ͩ̅ͮ͆͛l҉̼͚̤̞̗i̟̐t̘̱̘͕͍̥͍̣̹͎̣̫̥eͯͣͣ̽͋̓͋ͥͨ͐ͩr͓̱̱̳̫̬̙̝̹̳͈̪͢at̷̨͓͑e̛͗̾͗̊ͫ̆͛ͫ̈́ͨ͟?̷̀̃̾̾͋̒ͣ̇̓͛̏̅̆?̙̥̞͈̤̪?̮̯͖̗͎͇̠́͢ͅͅ?͛ͫ̌̽ͭͭ̅̔́̍ͧ͛ͬ̽̅?͕̜̝̥͉̪̹̬̘͚̜̘̗ͭ͑͐̔̄̓̈́͆͊͛ͣͫͤͬ͆ͅͅ?͚̻̰͓͔̯͈̗̱̳͕̟̫̘͒͋ͩͨ̌̈͆ͫ̊̍͆͋ͣ̄?̨̛͎̙̝̮͍̖͈͇ͫ̈́̐̋̆͊̈́͛??̧̼̲͉̹͇̬̦̫̪̰̘͈̮́ͯͥͣ̎ͤͫ̄͊̇̄̂͐̕?̧̡̡̬̪̣͓͎̱̠̬̇̀̍̋ͦ̃ͦ̿?̣̈͠͝͞?̮̥̰̜̤̝͔̘̪͙͕̤̈́̋̑ͯͤ̌́̓̑̓̽ͪ͗ͅ?͊ͣ̀͐ͣ́͗̓̐?͉̙͙̘̘͓̲͖̰̙🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

[kira1vsl]

… I can’t understand your writing. BUT STILL, PREPARE TO DIE!

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

I̲̯̦ ͫ̎ͮ͘S̞̪̔͗̆͠ͅA̹͉ͅIͥͧD̸̼͔̝̺͕ ̰̪̳̝AR͉̭̦̥̠͙E̢ ̰͖͐ͬY̡̩͕͓͈̖̙̐̓ͮͦ̓̚O̖͚̟̟̬͂̊̇̿ͨU͔̜͕͉͎͚̔̽̃̃ͥ̚ ͉͇̽̎FU͚̯̻͚̭̅̊ͩ̅͆C͈̹͎̬͔̭͠K̭̭̜̼͇̳ͫ̾ͤͭͧ̇̍ͅI҉̙͈̣͍̙N͔̬͙̪̣̐̆ͬ̾̊G̀͂̅͗҉̗͕̬͙ ͉L̯̦̦̙̟̙͊͂̌͗̓̃I̿ͦ̎̈́̂҉̬͉̺͉̺T̴̲̩̖̄͂̈E͖͕̭͇̬ͩͣͯ͆̓Ṙͣ̅͒Aͬ̓͋T̯͝E̙̼ͤ͐🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚰⚰⚰⚰

[kira1vsl]

I AM fucking literate, and there’s a rumour that you’re trying to take Light off of me! Well, tough, he loves me WAY more than he loves you! 🖕🏻

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

I wasn’t going to respond to this, but I truly can’t stand to see a dumb animal suffer, so I’ll put you out of your delusional misery. Not only do I not want Light in any way other than rotting six feet underground, he most certainly does not want you. If you don’t believe me, I’ll attach some reminders.

[kira1vsl]

He DOES want Misa-Misa, you FUCKER. You don’t understand all the inside jokes and banter and stuff attached to our relationship!

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

I can see why no-one likes you, you’re an absolute lunatic, and not the good kind, also someone who knows how to speak doesn’t refer to themselves in the third person so, back to my original question, now with the answer of: Misa Amane is fucking illiterate.

[kira1vsl]

Misa-Misa is not illiterate! She’s just CUTER this way! But you wouldn’t know much about being cute, would you?? Considering you’re absolutely DISGUSTING and CAN’T TALK NORMALLY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE so then NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU, and your precious little boyfriend will NEVER WANT YOU because he’s too busy chasing the man who Misa-Misa has fucked REPEATEDLY. You may have a Psychology degree or whatever, but Misa-Misa is way more successful than you will EVER BE and you KNOW IT, so bite me, you creep!!!!

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

I can’t talk normal???? I’m not walking around saying shit like “Oh, B’s having to deal with a dumb fucking loon who thinks he’s interested in the scum of the earth”!!!! I don’t think you’re in a position to be talking about being cute, you’re the second-furthest thing from cute I’ve ever seen, roadkill is far far cuter than you, Amane, grow up and grow some brain cells and pay attention to the fact that your career only has gotten as far as it has because you’re a ditzy woman and your perfect “I’ve been abused my whole life so I’ll take your coldness as love” attitude, not because you’re better than me, you’re absolutely not! You know nothing about anything, tell me if you’re so SMART what is the function of the parietal lobe? What does the central nervous system have to do with your amygdala? HM? EXACTLY. Now do us all a favour and shut up!!!!!!!

[kira1vsl]

What’s a parietal lobe? Or amygdala? They’re such stupid words autocorrect didn’t even RECOGNISE them! At least Misa-Misa spends her time doing things with her life instead of sitting around learning about amygdala things and pining after some gay lawyer person! 🤢 Everything you do is SUCH A WASTE OF TIME.

@lightyagamipm Sorry, darling! I can’t ever be friends with him. He’s INSUFFERABLE and we should MURFER HIM TOGETHER.

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

@llawlietqc, she isn’t following her restraining order at all. What to do about her, Baby Boy? She seems too dumb to go to prison, she’ll be torn apart, although maybe there other options?

[llawlietqc]

I’ll get you a voucher for a spa day, B. I don’t understand why you’re interacting with her.

[lightyagamipm]

I suggested that they should, it keeps them occupied. I tried to tell you but I can’t talk when my mouth’s full.

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

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[llawlietqc]

Fuck, B, I only offered you a voucher to a spa. You don’t need to smash your phone, I just won’t send you a voucher, it’s a simple fix.

[lightyagamipm]

Oh, hi B. I didn't notice you there. I thought it was some kind of tumblrxminecraft glitch. 😉

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

B, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL LIGHT FROM ME YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING! 🗡🗡🗡

A̻̪̦̺͎̰͕̮͇̹̠̗ͯͣ̾̉̐́̇̋̄̏̇̄͝͡ȑ̖͈̗͇̏̃ͯ͘͞e͈̰͡͡͠ ̘̼͇̞͉͇͈̙̱̂̓̐̽ͪ͆̈́ͦ̈́͟y̻̭̮͎̲̩̞͔͚̔ͬͧ̑ͦͮ̇ͭͩo̴̺͈͔̮̮͈̳̲͉͈̘̟̗̱̅̐̀͒̄̀̉́̽ͮ͊̎̅ͣ͞ǘ̳̮͓͙̼̹̍͆͗̇̔ ̷̡̨f̢͖̣̱̬͓̹͎͈̣͡u̙̫̠̜͙͔̮͖͔͉̠̖̘̤̺͜ç̵̛͛̏͒ͨ͑̈̽͌ͣ͌̓̐̋̒̚kͦ͆ͧ̽̓̋͏̢͔͓̲̜̣ͅi̺̯̦͖̮̞͎͆̒̏̆͊ͨͭ͢ǹ̨͓̺̮̺͒ͩ͆͡g͖̙̭̜̫̩̩̘ͅ ̑͆̓͋͊̿ͩ̿̓̇ͩ̅ͮ͆͛l҉̼͚̤̞̗i̟̐t̘̱̘͕͍̥͍̣̹͎̣̫̥eͯͣͣ̽͋̓͋ͥͨ͐ͩr͓̱̱̳̫̬̙̝̹̳͈̪͢at̷̨͓͑e̛͗̾͗̊ͫ̆͛ͫ̈́ͨ͟?̷̀̃̾̾͋̒ͣ̇̓͛̏̅̆?̙̥̞͈̤̪?̮̯͖̗͎͇̠́͢ͅͅ?͛ͫ̌̽ͭͭ̅̔́̍ͧ͛ͬ̽̅?͕̜̝̥͉̪̹̬̘͚̜̘̗ͭ͑͐̔̄̓̈́͆͊͛ͣͫͤͬ͆ͅͅ?͚̻̰͓͔̯͈̗̱̳͕̟̫̘͒͋ͩͨ̌̈͆ͫ̊̍͆͋ͣ̄?̨̛͎̙̝̮͍̖͈͇ͫ̈́̐̋̆͊̈́͛??̧̼̲͉̹͇̬̦̫̪̰̘͈̮́ͯͥͣ̎ͤͫ̄͊̇̄̂͐̕?̧̡̡̬̪̣͓͎̱̠̬̇̀̍̋ͦ̃ͦ̿?̣̈͠͝͞?̮̥̰̜̤̝͔̘̪͙͕̤̈́̋̑ͯͤ̌́̓̑̓̽ͪ͗ͅ?͊ͣ̀͐ͣ́͗̓̐?͉̙͙̘̘͓̲͖̰̙🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

[kira1vsl]

… I can’t understand your writing. BUT STILL, PREPARE TO DIE!

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

I̲̯̦ ͫ̎ͮ͘S̞̪̔͗̆͠ͅA̹͉ͅIͥͧD̸̼͔̝̺͕ ̰̪̳̝AR͉̭̦̥̠͙E̢ ̰͖͐ͬY̡̩͕͓͈̖̙̐̓ͮͦ̓̚O̖͚̟̟̬͂̊̇̿ͨU͔̜͕͉͎͚̔̽̃̃ͥ̚ ͉͇̽̎FU͚̯̻͚̭̅̊ͩ̅͆C͈̹͎̬͔̭͠K̭̭̜̼͇̳ͫ̾ͤͭͧ̇̍ͅI҉̙͈̣͍̙N͔̬͙̪̣̐̆ͬ̾̊G̀͂̅͗҉̗͕̬͙ ͉L̯̦̦̙̟̙͊͂̌͗̓̃I̿ͦ̎̈́̂҉̬͉̺͉̺T̴̲̩̖̄͂̈E͖͕̭͇̬ͩͣͯ͆̓Ṙͣ̅͒Aͬ̓͋T̯͝E̙̼ͤ͐🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚰⚰⚰⚰

[kira1vsl]

I AM fucking literate, and there’s a rumour that you’re trying to take Light off of me! Well, tough, he loves me WAY more than he loves you! 🖕🏻

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

I wasn’t going to respond to this, but I truly can’t stand to see a dumb animal suffer, so I’ll put you out of your delusional misery. Not only do I not want Light in any way other than rotting six feet underground, he most certainly does not want you. If you don’t believe me, I’ll attach some reminders.

[kira1vsl]

He DOES want Misa-Misa, you FUCKER. You don’t understand all the inside jokes and banter and stuff attached to our relationship!

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

I can see why no-one likes you, you’re an absolute lunatic, and not the good kind, also someone who knows how to speak doesn’t refer to themselves in the third person so, back to my original question, now with the answer of: Misa Amane is fucking illiterate.

[kira1vsl]

Misa-Misa is not illiterate! She’s just CUTER this way! But you wouldn’t know much about being cute, would you?? Considering you’re absolutely DISGUSTING and CAN’T TALK NORMALLY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE so then NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU, and your precious little boyfriend will NEVER WANT YOU because he’s too busy chasing the man who Misa-Misa has fucked REPEATEDLY. You may have a Psychology degree or whatever, but Misa-Misa is way more successful than you will EVER BE and you KNOW IT, so bite me, you creep!!!!

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

I can’t talk normal???? I’m not walking around saying shit like “Oh, B’s having to deal with a dumb fucking loon who thinks he’s interested in the scum of the earth”!!!! I don’t think you’re in a position to be talking about being cute, you’re the second-furthest thing from cute I’ve ever seen, roadkill is far far cuter than you, Amane, grow up and grow some brain cells and pay attention to the fact that your career only has gotten as far as it has because you’re a ditzy woman and your perfect “I’ve been abused my whole life so I’ll take your coldness as love” attitude, not because you’re better than me, you’re absolutely not! You know nothing about anything, tell me if you’re so SMART what is the function of the parietal lobe? What does the central nervous system have to do with your amygdala? HM? EXACTLY. Now do us all a favour and shut up!!!!!!!

[kira1vsl]

What’s a parietal lobe? Or amygdala? They’re such stupid words autocorrect didn’t even RECOGNISE them! At least Misa-Misa spends her time doing things with her life instead of sitting around learning about amygdala things and pining after some gay lawyer person! 🤢 Everything you do is SUCH A WASTE OF TIME.

@lightyagamipm Sorry, darling! I can’t ever be friends with him. He’s INSUFFERABLE and we should MURFER HIM TOGETHER.

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

@llawlietqc, she isn’t following her restraining order at all. What to do about her, Baby Boy? She seems too dumb to go to prison, she’ll be torn apart, although maybe there other options?

[llawlietqc]

I’ll get you a voucher for a spa day, B. I don’t understand why you’re interacting with her.

[lightyagamipm]

I suggested that they should, it keeps them occupied. I tried to tell you but I can't talk when my mouth's full.

[zodiaccity]

[mr-and-mrs-sayu-matsuda]

@thosewhostankiyomitakada + @llawlietqc, @lightyagamipm

[llawlietqc]

🤢🤮

[lightyagamipm]

Sayu. You need some kind of manual labour to keep you occupied.

[lightyagamipm]

Rawr, tiger 😉 Rawrrrrrrr!

Not you, Misa.

[sioxh]

Tom Sachs, Chanel Guillotine (breakfast nook), 1998

[publicprivatepartnership]

“What the bourgeoisie, therefore, produces, above all, is its own grave-diggers.” - K. Marx & F. Engels, The Communist Manifesto

[fuckaspunk]

“are you using the-”

“the Chanel guillotine? yeah, i am”

[13-knives-and-a-dsmv]

@lightyagamipm A poetic end.

[lightyagamipm]

@13-knives-and-a-dsmv stick your head in this

[lightyagamipm]

I got my hands on some intel about you having a veeeeeery good time in Las Vegas last month, seems some congratulations are in order! Even got my hands on some nice vacation pictures. That's what I do I'm a "vacation photographer". I bet you'd love to get these photos, what to have a nice souvenir an' all, and since I like you i'll make you a good price, eh? Whaddya say? (I'm tryina blackmail you in case that wasn't clear)

@llawlietqc

[llawlietqc]

I'll deal with them. Send me their IP, Hackerboy.

[lightyagamipm]

They're in Switzerland, so it's probably something to do with tax evasion or cuckoo clocks. I'll email you the details and a photo of them, Tiger. Rawrrrr.

[llawlietqc]

That's revolting, Tink. Are you drunk?

[lightyagamipm]

I'm drunk on a bromantic appreciation for my very good friend.