Noah

26. Gay. Film graduate from the University of Nottingham. Feminist. Transgender.

[magicalbookss]

[givmeamoment]

okay so i just came to the conclusion that when i die, i want jk rowling to lower me to my grave so she can let me down one last time

[laniidae-passerine]

JK Rowling: god, I’m sure glad I made a backstory for Credence that made sense!

Film Executives: We’ve got bad news! The fans say his backstory doesn’t make any canonical sense, and time wise doesn’t line up!

JK Rowling: shit wait! Um, Credence’s real name is *spins wheel* Jeffery Longbottom and he’s the son *throws dart* of Raldo Hagrid and *rolls dice* Miss Norris !

Film Executives: Brillant! We can’t see how this would fail!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

But here we are.

[perhapsarat]

the yule ball was such a RAGING SUCCESS for my three kids 

[wasabitony-deactivated20190623]

MCU + Complementary Colours

☆ purple and yellow ☆

[malelavellan]

oh my christ

[i-am-bechloe-trash]

Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick react to Daniel Radcliffe’s story about Donald Trump giving him talk show advice.

[laughingfish]

they’re so fucking embarrassed and defeated i am screaming

[idisagreewithmymind]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

the last picture killed me

[pure-ification]

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

[tracingrainbows]

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

[the-void-dragons]

everyone else: you can put that back that’s heavy

jenna goddamn marbles, compassionate lady extraordinaire: that’s contributing to the problem putting this card back would be a privilege and I have enough privilege as it is

jenna is a longstanding reminder that having fun and doing what you like is in no way indicative of your intelligence or compassion and that growth is real and possible for everyone willing to try

[f-yeahtrixiemattel]

[godlessondheimite]

this interracial gay couple who love musicals and storage space is my favorite thing about new york

[strickenghoul]

What part of the sign says they are a gay couple?

[godlessondheimite]

sorry honey you’re right, they’re just very close roommates. just 2 bros sharing storage space.

[quoms]

[princewillows-deactivated201409]

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

[3301993]

And yet you offer yours.

[wipemedownremix-deactivated2014]

[gaybaggins]

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

[love]

this fucked me up

[straightwhiteboystexting]

elliebore

I deleted tinder a while ago but wanted to see if I’d missed anything. Now I want to delete it again.

[rlmjob]