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Baillie - 27 - she/her

[omegamoo]

blorbo wrapped you thought about the same fucking symbolism and story the whole year you goddamn whore

[omegamoo]

blorbo wrapped you thought about the same fucking symbolism and story the whole year you goddamn whore

[animentality]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

dude you are so interesting. but i hate how much stuff you do in private... (like i just thought of it) i actually have a spare room in my panopticon

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[spyglassrealms]

If they advanced too much further technologically, those advances would inevitably intrude on their humanity. People wanted to walk. They wanted to take the bus that smells like cigarettes. They wanted those precious three minutes between asking a question and knowing the answer. [...] They found that they needed things to be just a little bit difficult once in a while. They needed to stub their toe and wait in line and see that Check Engine light. They decided to leave their existence just a little short of perfect, because they wanted to want.

— 17776 (aka the story that fundamentally altered my understanding of the human condition)

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[achillesinhighheels]

[shrews-art]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here

[spelldealer]

the entire california central valley is experiencing silent hill in real life right now by the way

[spelldealer]

400 mile long fog cloud be upon ye

[lakemojave]

Literally going outside every day all week has been a puzzle to find who ripped this thick ass vape in Sacramento.

[marinella-ela]

[modmad]

[ratsquinks]

yuzu loves licking my bfs big bald head so it's become the latest nightly ritual

[aleshakills]

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

[segamascott]

[undercover-witch]

[armengoldira]

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

[revretch]

The inside of the nest is white because they're so tiny they line them with spiderwebs!

[i-say-ok]

ok. 🥺🥺🥺

[buteonine]

@todaysbird

[bunjywunjy]

you may also notice that the babies have tiny little nubbin beaks! they hatch like that so they fit in the eggs- the beak doesn't actually grow in for another week or so.

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[onlytiktoks]

[lezbadeez]

Holy mother of curb theory those are GOOD

See what happens when we do things for disabled people? We get shot like this that's just better for *everyone* AND accommodates for wheelchair users

[muffinlance]

The hoodies are $59. That is straight up a normal hoodie price that is AMAZING

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[ordinarytalk]

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

[brightlotusmoon]

[flowerbleedme]

[mellowcomet]

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