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Compliment her while she sucks your dick.

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Yesss

we-are-a-dragon

D&D races by collective noun

A dig of dwarves

A snoot of elves

A raid of orcs

A distrust of tieflings

A maelstrom of genasi

A ridge of goliaths

A copse of wilden

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wearedevil

A bureaucracy of devils

we-are-avenger

What about a pile of ash

wearedevil

You do know we don’t burn very well.

we-are-avenger

Against normal fire most certainly, but the flames of absolution will consume all who oppose the righteous.

we-are-a-dragon

This back and forth is my favourite thing in the world right now :D

delsinsfire

Character sheet for my new DnD girl Pheliandra “Lynn” Nightshade, tiefling monk

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mrshamill

If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

historical-obsessions

I’ve watched this about 20 times on loop and it’s improved my mood by about 784%!

bakedlilbae

*cuddles bong for 10 minutes before actually hitting it*

screwsfallout

*packs bowl for half a fucking hour*

preciousvixxen-blog

*plays with lighter the whole time*

skullqw33n

Feel like I’m getting called out 🤣😂

lazzmap

I re-designed the map order worksheets during my time at WOTC as manager of cartography. Mainly it was just to make the worksheets completely digital and accessible for anyone who was to design maps for our game worlds. These are the final versions which were being used up till 2003 at WOTC. The list of map symbols goes back to the dawn of role playing game maps and TSR. Dave Sutherland and Dennis Kauth were the two people who really started all of the organized nature of making map orders easier to produce for the TSR RPG R&D design department. Dennis Kauth was originally from an engineering background, so he even made sure that all of the symbols had a corresponding number in case of the situation where someone was not able to draw things out in a competent manner, they could just simply write a number on the map reference and circle it, thus making “it” the object or feature from the master key. The mapping standards is one of the first things Dave & Dennis showed me when I started work in the mapping department at TSR in the early 90s. In those days the whole thing was a large packet of stuff in a folder, including several different sized blank map pages, the symbols list and a blank fold-up poster map sheet printed with a hex grid for the old ‘gazetteer” style maps and a few examples of how to draw a proper map reference. For the most part everyone in R&D used these map standards to create their map references, however there were always a few that would come in on cocktail napkins and such but it was really worth it to have a standard for the map orders. Fun little bit of history, Good times and Good gaming!

wesschneider

I N V A L U A B L E !

diamondblocc

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

gengarprotectionsquad

i’d hate to ruin the enigma by explaining this but i pretty much inadvertently witnessed the entire buildup to it and if i don’t explain it now i’ll never get the chance to in one of the more recent scooby-doo movies, there’s a plot device where shaggy turns into a hyper-competent badass whenever he hears the word “bad” thanks to some hypnotherapy shenanigans, and in one particular scene he kicks the shit out of this one biker gang. along comes a meme edit of that scene where the joke is that shaggy went Ultra Instinct as is the internet, that joke gets tossed along and snowballs from “shaggy went Ultra Instinct” to “shaggy can solo the DBZ-verse” to “shaggy can defeat thanos” to “shaggy is the most physically capable character in all of fiction”, in a couple years it culminates and suddenly resurfaces as “the very concept of shaggy holds unknowable power, to the point where even just taking up the role of him is hazardous to this reality”

followthebluebell

so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people

but what if

instead

we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy

“we left this rabies vaccine in the light of a full moon to cleanse it, so it’s safe. everyone knows about the link between rabies and full moons :)”

bemusedlybespectacled

“vaccination is an ancient practice going back at least hundreds of years that draws on your body’s natural healing abilities to let you fight disease naturally”

antique-scarecrow

the, the second one is

shit that’s how vaccines actually work

sixpenceee

😱😱😱

mossybunni

Look at my new beautiful card sleeves. Chibi Lili is having none of your sass.

mtg-realm

Magic: the Gathering -Rakdos Diva

• Rakdos concept art, illustrated by Mike ‘Darrken’ Lim

• Judith, the Scourge Diva, Illustrated by Wesley Burt

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tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

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peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

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peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*