Morathi Did Nothing Wrong

They call me Xal. 28 y/o transgal. Mostly shitposting, sometimes showcasing my mini painting.

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

[pankendev]

we're working on 15 new Joker movies. we're working on 40 new Star Wars movies. we've got 57 distinct LotR spinoff shows coming soon to 57 different streaming services. we're expanding the Gumbyverse

[pankendev]

a joke i was making a joke

[bunniope]

performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

[himborc]

*gets swapped in* oh what the fuck

[bunniope]

take stealth rock damage for me boy

[gayvampyr]

obsessed with this

[xalucard]

"that's what they call him"

Wh- who's 'they'?

"me. In my brain."

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[goopygamer9000]

[looceyloo]

Vraska fanart! I think she's neat :)

[thankyouforthefunny]

[whatotherplanet]

[roycohn]

i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang

[roycohn]

my pride flag

[junojudasstuff]

[typhus-andronicus]

My son Prideflag he has every disease

[miyoriia]

coffees is drugs

sugar is drugs

[miyoriia]

they dont want you to know this

[coelii]

what about shrimps?

[roolsilver]

So close!

Shrimps is actually bugs

[coelii]

[gean-grey-blog]

Shrimp is bugs, and drugs!

[coelii]

[zerosuitsammi3]

Ohhhhh so this is how we unlock the ability to see shrimp colors

[charl0ttan]

honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

[charl0ttan]

why do i even bother

[victusinveritas]

[mirakurutaimu]

for some real context rather than screenshots of other social media sites here's an article by the player in question covering the event

[orcboxer]

village healer says don't worry I'll fix your migraine then he trepans my skull and then pours a healing potion directly into the hole

[lokaror]

that dude just uses any excuse to use his new trepanning tools i know for a fact he has a lvl 1 cure migraine spell always memorized and ready to go

[orcboxer]

the worst part is that the healing potion seals the hole back good as new so he gets to drill it again the next time I get a migraine. he's such an asshole

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

[spoony-has-moved-on]

How in the Hell does the camera stay clean?

[a-spoonful-of-amphetamine]

VISUAL CALCULUS- Actually, it doesn’t seem to be keeping clean at all. The high wind speed seems to be turning the espresso into a fine mist, and the drops that hit the lens aren’t large enough in the video to be visible.

INLAND EMPIRE- this horse is catholic.

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[lillie-garden]

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

[helpeverythingiscats]

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

[lillie-garden]

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

[daughter-of-sapph0]