one must imagine me happy

[thememedaddy]

[yellew]

it’s sunday again #patternrecognition

[yellew]

and it keeps happening #likewhaat

[kosmogrl]

[dogpuppy]

Good Thursday morningggg

[mournfulroses]

Anne Truitt, from a diary entry featured in Daybook: The Journal of an Artist

[amaliamillions]

[windvexer]

Must concede that the Metalocalypse albums are not appropriate preparation for Venusian rites

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[lil-sisyphus]

The godless beast, with its wretched meal, provided gladly by god herself

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

[mcgravin]

I'm fairly certain the answer will be "because they don't want to spend money", but is there a reason your workplace doesn't just get a new centrifuge, maybe one with auto-balancing?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

because the centrifuge works fine if you're pure of heart

[friend-crow]

I don't know shit about purebred cats, dear reader, and frankly think the concept is kind of silly, but I was attempting to describe one to my coworkers yesterday, and the best I could do was "Alan Rickman looking cats," which for some reason only elicited blank stares. Nor did an image search for "Alan Rickman cat" bring up anything useful.

Of course tumblr users, being people of taste, will know exactly what I'm talking about.

[lemonbalmgirl]

Apparently I have no idea what type of cat you mean... 🤔

[oakenroots]

@friend-crow This one is gonna bug me until I find a cat that meets your criteria. Is it a breed of fancy cat? An expression some cats have? A breed of cat Alan Rickman liked? A breed of cat that looks like Alan Rickman? Please give me more context I want nothing more in all the world than to be able to grok your qualia

[friend-crow]

His face. They have his face. I think it's a breed, but like I said, I don't know shit about cat breeds.

[lil-sisyphus]

It's this at its core, and yes they have his face, it's a certain breed that I can't remember the name of but they are famous for going *honk honk*

[friend-crow]

Hmm.. I think what I have in mind is mostly around the nose? Like they've got that aquiline nose. But also that dignified bearing. And they are cats. So probably also very undignified at times.

[lil-sisyphus]

The oriental shorthair!!!

Idk if this is the specific one you envisioned but it's definitely the one I was

[friend-crow]

I don't know shit about purebred cats, dear reader, and frankly think the concept is kind of silly, but I was attempting to describe one to my coworkers yesterday, and the best I could do was "Alan Rickman looking cats," which for some reason only elicited blank stares. Nor did an image search for "Alan Rickman cat" bring up anything useful.

Of course tumblr users, being people of taste, will know exactly what I'm talking about.

[lemonbalmgirl]

Apparently I have no idea what type of cat you mean... 🤔

[oakenroots]

@friend-crow This one is gonna bug me until I find a cat that meets your criteria. Is it a breed of fancy cat? An expression some cats have? A breed of cat Alan Rickman liked? A breed of cat that looks like Alan Rickman? Please give me more context I want nothing more in all the world than to be able to grok your qualia

[friend-crow]

His face. They have his face. I think it's a breed, but like I said, I don't know shit about cat breeds.

[lil-sisyphus]

It's this at its core, and yes they have his face, it's a certain breed that I can't remember the name of but they are famous for going *honk honk*

[kosmogrl]

[lil-sisyphus]

I'll never kneel, I'll never rest, I'll never climb into the chest. I eat the bread because I must, but sleep I hearken to be rust. To cry for comfort's golden kiss is to be-held to mercy's bliss. Alas if iron o'ertake my breast, I pray for razor's silk caress. Amen.

[windvexer]

Maybe 12+ months ago I spent some time writing on how if you want to lead a magical life I think a lot of this stuff has to be framed as chores. And I did not know how serious I was.

It is chores. Sufficiently advanced witchcraft is chores.

[yorubaby]

"sufficiently advanced witchcraft is chores"

you cooked w this one. 🥴

[stagkingswife]

I talk about my “ Otherworldly responsibilities”…. Those are chores too.

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[placebomurzyn-deactivated202512]

[beetroots-blog-deactivated20181]

maybe this is my birthday party theme

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[andreablog2]

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic