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[kingofthepitt]

- So go ahead, say what you're thinking. Say it. - I don't wanna die.

[theboyfromiwtv]

The Vampire Lestat: After Dark

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[runcibility]

The problem with the shit talking kitchen devil is that they always have the best gossip. Keep your wits and your ratios about you.

[lilaclaly]

hey guys, is there a drarry fic that harrys parents didnt die, and he grew up with them, but he still went to slytherin? or something similar?

[schnoobums]

OBI-WAN KENOBI & ANAKIN SKYWALKER in STAR WARS: PREQUELS (2002-2005)

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I go outside regularly

[antlershade]

no you don't

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

okay fine I go outside weirdly

[vaderlord]

I love when ppl are advertising zuko x sokka and zuko x katara with how cool the ship is due to ~parallels~ when atla is literally Aang and Zuko: The Parallels show

[obiwancreampie]

...which could mean nothing.

Nick Gillard interviewed by IGN / Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Novelization written by Matthew Stover / Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Bonus:

[mndvx]

STAR WARS MAUL — SHADOW LORD Chapter 1: The Dark Revenge (S01E01)

[transtwelvetruther]

Clara's same face different person every incarnation versus the Doctor's different face same person every incarnation save me

[w0mbmates]

GERRAN HOWELL as DENNIS WHITAKER The Pitt – 2.02 "8:00 A.M."

[clarasoswinsoswald]

“I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1,000 miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am”.

[yenvengerberg]

"He appreciates my chaos, you could do with some yourself." FRANCESCA BRIDGERTON & MICHAELA STIRLING Bridgerton, Season 4 'Yes or No'

[yenvengerberg]

"It is quite something to spend your entire life feeling like you are somehow out of place. And then to meet somehow who understands you before you even say a word. Someone whose singular qualities match your own. Whose kindness makes you feel warm. Who can read your mind from across a whole room. John was more than my husband, he was my truest friend. And I may ache at present, but... the good John brought into my life, that bond, that understanding, love, far outweighs any pain I feel right now. I would not change it. For anything. To my husband."

[sophie-baek]

BRIDGERTON 4.06 "The Passing Winter"

[da-pitt]

[da-pitt]