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Charli (they/he), 28; trans masc: blog looks themed but I just post anything tbh; I started leaving reddit in 2019 but then they killed my lil app, so I'm here more

[lilbeebooty]

Because this was removed from the OP for violating guidelines somehow, I'm reposting it so I can pin it once more

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[theotherwesley]

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

[theotherwesley]

feather obtained, purpose unclear

leaf obtained, purpose unclear

ground:

unclear

sibling obtained, purpose: biting

[catasters]

[catcrumb]

[tetostetas]

"tHe sevEN habits Of highly eFfective peOple" yeah ok buddy how about the seven METHids of JORKin up on my PEAnits!???!?!? Send post

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[c3rvida3]

Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.

[c3rvida3]

Unfollow me for cat theft all you want. You'll never catch me and you'll never stop me. Those things are this season's must-have lipgloss in an understaffed Sephora, and baby? I'm a middle-class teenage girl who's not getting enough attention at home...

[c3rvida3]

People in the notes keep saying, "This is just another reason you should keep your cats inside," and I know they just mean the fact that someone in general could steal them, but I like to think they all mean that you gotta watch out for me specifically. Because you do. I'm everywhere. And I'm fast.

[embroiderycrafts]

My experiments with food continue 😌 by Fantastic_Head_2350 on reddit.

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[sakrafka]

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m teaching him how to operate light switches

[pangur-and-grim]

you're not going to believe it, but this is now a problem

[fnordseer5]

oh the wifi password yeah it's the nicene creed in its entirety

[freebroccoli]

*spends 15 minutes painstakingly typing the creed in its entirety*

"password is incorrect"

*remembers that my host is Orthodox, rewrites entire creed but without the filioque*

[lynati]

*copy-pastes the phrase, "the nicene creed in its entirety", instantly accesses the network*

[sinthomosexual]

selected works / cuffs by Tamara Santibañez

[ymutate]

Filippo Palizzi (Italian painter 1818–1899)

Excavations in Pompeii, 1870

Oil on Canvas

119.5 × 86 cm.

Private Collection

[rabid-transcendentalist]

@anthropologist-on-the-loose get peer-reviewed because your shared experience with the subject of the painting really heightened the emotional impact of this artwork for me ( An impact which was already high tbh. The idea that Pompeii was built by generations, buried by generations, uncovered by generations. What if I just started screaming and never stopped. )

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

"Built by generations, buried by generations, uncovered by generations" is ruining me, thanks

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

But it was buried by generations! Yes, it was buried in a volcanic eruption, but it was also figuratively buried. Over the centuries the location of Pompeii was lost, and it was found again by accident during construction projects. The ruins were not conclusively identified as the city of Pompeii until the 18th century (more than a millennia and a half after the eruption!) and it has been excavated ever since. People have been digging there since before the formation of the United States.

It's truly an incredible, one-of-a-kind site.

[itsaspectrumcomic]

It's not that I don't want to visit, it just wasn't on the list I made in my head

[greenekangaroo]

Lord when I say my neurodivergent ass HATES THIS SHIT

You do NOT spring visits on me. Or tasks that will take longer than an hour. Don't assume we talked about it if there is no documentation and for the love of God don't expect me to be happy about it.

[math-will-be-my-13th-reason]

Also, the "at some point today" makes it even worse. I could restricture the day to save it at least a little bit, but since I got absolutely no information it just ruins everything

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news