I got an acupressure mat at my PT's suggestion and I laid it on the floor in preparation to use it and Every Dog immediately went over and walked across it AS I DESPERATELY TRIED AND TO DISSAUDE THEM and then went YELP YELP YELP and then KEPT TRYING TO WALK ON IT AGAIN
just as I shooed Glimmer away Ella stomped over and then screamed. and tried to keep stomping and I had to lift her off
GODDAMNIT TREE TRUNKS
Ship finally shut them out of the room and now they're scratching at the door like "let us back in we want to step on the Bad Mat"
I feel so bad it’s so sad but I can’t stop laughing because it’s Exactly like watching NPCs in a video game walk into lava
LET US IN. WE WANT TO STEP ON THE 10,000 PRECISION SPIKES
it was like all of them just kept taking turns doing CONCEPTUALIZATION (EASY): FAILURE rolls over and over. it was so over the top farcical. we’d shoo one dog off the mat and comfort her and then when we turned around there’d be another dog standing on the mat whimpering




















