trash lmao

••• this is probably like 40% spn, marvel, or something else i’m obsessed with. the other 60% is trash. literal garbage. why am i even here anymore

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[catchymemes]

[pissvortex]

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Entertainment Weekly

Take a Look at the Behind the Scenes of Our ‘Supernatural’ Cover Shoot

[unearthlydust]

“He’s my friend.”

[lukearnold]

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[thethingsifindfunny]

Okay accurate

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What rent?

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

tom nook lets you sell literally anything at his stores, and for fair prices, doesn’t force you to pay off rent, doesn’t charge interest, gives you a base house at no cost (save the optional loan to pay off), and makes any upgrades optional… when will the slander of him cease

[blackpyrefly]

hes not gonna fuck you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you dont know that

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[fliesandlilypads]

gotta blast

[mjalti]

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

[teaboot]

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

[queercapwriting]

there are two kinds of people

[mamoru]

a waffle house has closed.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

fuck it just got real

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[kristina100000]

im really about to act up.

[bambismom]

These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public

[tsundereslasher]

[henryscavills]

Not Another Teen Movie (2001) dir. Joel Gallen