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phlavours

all the witches together ✨

autumngracy

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

animentality

afeelgoodblog

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

13faeinapenguinsuit

Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).

While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.

vanshira

did you write this notice for the belugas or

13faeinapenguinsuit

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

innerchildabortionclinic

interesting kink assortment on the dash

doveywovy

idk guys sometimes you just have to accept a ship dynamic is unhealthy, insane, and sometimes abusive. and its not real people so those factors just make it interesting

please stop unfolding the origami crane and smoothing it out bc you got worried the paper was hurting from the bends

gengariumz

I was on the phone with my 7-year-old cousin and can i say that i have a newfound respect for him like damn

He has pokemon sun and his team??

Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar

Like what the fuck

How in the shit

He BEAT THE GAME with this team

5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat

I’m scared of him and his five fish

saburx

How??

gengariumz

I asked and all he said was “I believe in them” he’s gonna be the purest badass when he grows up

tayioart

Someone draw this kid and his squad

donuts4evry1

The cousin will most likely not see this but I hope he enjoys it anyway.

(quick doodle because my laptop is being fried rn)

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

ninilovestodraw

Tetia! I, too, want to nap on a fluffy cloud. Soooo badly 😭

baylee-doodle

She's so cool

tpwrtrmnky

Alien communicating with world leaders from high orbit: Hiii yeah so this is awkward, we did scans to see about Federation membership but here's the thing... You guys mix artificial polymers in your waste products, and that's a ticking time bomb for evolving polymer rot.

We're quarantining you.

Look, no hard feelings but we will shoot down every vessel you launch until we can be sure they're not carrying plastic-eating bacteria.

Last time we had a breakout of those it took CENTURIES to eradicate them, so like, no thanks

tpwrtrmnky

Ok hi thanks for your cooperation on the polymer rot issue. So we've been reviewing your food chains for possible cultural issues and, like, um, well, you see...

I'll cut right to it. If the whole "milk" thing comes out? It'll be a federal scandal. Really, really freaky, you guys.

Like at first we were pretty impressed, a whole anatomical feature that processes excess nutrients you've acquired into a bioavailable form for other members of your species? Incredible pro-social adaptation.

But only half of you?

And only for nourishing progeny?

What the fuck??

tpwrtrmnky

Right. We've consulted with representatives from several nutrient-sharing cultures and have an envoy in mind for ideal diplomacy.

You'll be pleased to know that the envoy is renowned for their skill at growing extremely palatable nodules, and has been cultivating a fine selection on their krannok, ripe for the picking when they land.

Oh, right, we should clarify. The krannok is a structure located between the third and fifth limb where they can store excess nutrients in detachable nodules. I'm sure you know where we're going with this? The flavor might be unusual for your species but you know the basic etiquette here, obviously.

Right, our analysis of what those muscular movements communicate is indicating that the visual data we provided is activating a response usually reserved for hazardous objects, which you are incapable of metabolizing? For clarity, we have made every effort to ensure metabolic compatibility, and-

Ah. Okay. Right. So what you are expressing here, questioning the suitability of the nodules for consumption, it's very good that this happened here and not during first contact. It's a HUGE faux pas to dispute the quality of someone's nodules. Wooh. Okay, interstellar war averted. This is why we have these talks. I take it you are not preparing to send an envoy famed for milk-production ability, then?

No?

The mere suggestion is a faux pas in your culture?

"Bizarre 'kink' premise?" Huh. Okay.

Wow, we are learning so much here.

ncc-42069

Speaking of which, and I know it might seem like we’re fixated on the milk thing, but we had some new data come to light.

Can you explain this “cow” bioform to us, and how long has it consented to the milk arrangement?

kisnin

animentality

destiel-news-channel

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

solarishashernoseinabook

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

existennialmemes

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.