LIL CLERKIE'S TUMBLR

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[careens]

It Is Wintertime

[hotboyproblems]

bug: hi

me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

[kimbasprite]

[fusrodrawblog-blog]

[l3v3vuitton]

[toastbutteregg]

[aniitabananita-deactivated20210]

Big baby crying because I stopped petting him for 2 seconds - Tito boy 😍 at 10 months

[shownubigdaddy]

I would die for him

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Pet him .. i wont ask you again.

[catchymemes]

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[estivate9-deactivated20220722]

Thor age 8 

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.

[foreveralone-lyguy]

… corn?

[piss-mountain-deactivated201501]

This is adorable

[whatareyoubusyho]

YES VERY GOOD

[intj-confessions]

Too amusing not to reblog.

[cloudstreamer-deactivated201710]

“(then I lost control of the room for a minute or so)”

[adventures-in-rosetown]

[that1bandguy]

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[yebbi-gongju]

[durbikins]

what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog