Welcome To The Circus, We're All Clowns Here

Lilmun's hub blog for RP sideblogs(and a blog used for general fuckery/memes/fandom things). A list of my blogs can be found in the pinned post. Mun is she/her, 21.(PFP from sangcrew 's picrew)

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                                              ~Pinned Post~

Hey all!! Welcome to my blog, where general fuckery happens and I reblog art & things I like! Occasionally could post art of my own too, but that remains to be seen.

Below the cut I have a list of the RP blogs I have, so if I followed you and you’re an RP blog that’s probably why I’ve popped up!

RP BLOGS

@angcrmanagcmcnt - FMA OCs

@prizecxrner - Canon-Divergent(slightly) FNaF OCs

[arson-mushroom]

Doctor Baron Marius Von Raum, who is neither a Baron nor a Doctor, and in fact learned all of his medical knowledge from Raphaella (who knows an ungodly amount about anatomy for scientific purposes), Ivy (who infodumps about her favourite medical textbooks occasionally), and Brian (who was kind of a doctor but in the way that he can revive people but probably not do basic first aid).

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

posted on blusky about events at family dinner tonight but realized the post isn't complete without the related image

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for those of yall wondering what dish this is about it's about the classic chinese cucumber and jellyfish salad:

(couldn't find a decent image with a good ratio, left has too much jellyfish, right has too much cucumber)

you mix it up with like sesame, spices, chili crisp and whatnot

[eeveeyn]

Reminds me of a post that lives rent free in my brain whenever the food’s too salty:

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeah no my dad kicked the everloving hell out of the salt merchant

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[sirnoblesquid]

got a little bit bored and did this

[xalatath]

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

[unbalanced-unavailable]

"There are lies we tell ourselves..."

*Me vaulting over a couch to grab my phone to skip the track because I'm not mentally prepared."

"No the fuck there ain't!"

[bebx]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Hey.

Yeah you- the person reading this. Stop scrolling for a second.

You’re going to be okay. You have to believe that. It might take a long time and who knows how much work, but you’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

[ddullahan]

every tumblr update is like walking into my own fucking room and realizing someone moved my bed to a different wall. girl WHERE is my feng shui

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[northirish]

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

[northirish]

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

[madnessofmen]

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[srsfunny]

Canadian Nightmare

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST

[digitaldiscipline]

The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.

[rehfan]

This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed

Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Woo woo, motherfucker!

[becausedragonage]

@a-mahariels-travels

[cluegrrl]

Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.

[rembrandtswife]

Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.

It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.

[emma-regina4ever]

Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow

[killer-squirtle]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY

[ozempicofficial]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]