lasagna lili

lasagna she/her, bi yuuzel on ao3 lasagnanart on twt 23 ger/eng are ok!

[lililasagna]

I painted this with nail brushes because I cannot find my watercolor brushes which. Provided some interesting limitations. Anyway feeling normal everyone?

[cosmovain]

is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests

[cosmovain]

"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy

[2mo3cm-man]

[lililasagna]

it really is so much more difficult to get up in the morning when I'm in the same place as my dog. She is too cuddly... Too warm... I deserve a medal for somehow managing to get up at 6am for school when I was a teenager

[mythalism]

are you employed and if so, how?

i work a full time, traditional* job outside of the house (including hybrid)

i work a full time, traditional* job remotely

i work part time and am not currently a student

i work full time in a *non-traditional role, i.e self employed

i am an undergraduate student

i am a graduate/professional student

i am a high school student

i am unemployed but currently seeking employment

i am unemployed because i am unable to work

i am unemployed but not seeking employment

other/bald/nuance (*please avoid this option unless you REALLY need to be bald)

Voting ended onJul 26

*traditional is a flawed term that im using here for the sake of brevity, not because i agree with it or think its valid. think the things that your capitalist uncle would consider "a real job" (even if he may not respect it); anything in a physical office, but also healthcare workers, teachers, secretarial work, cleaning staff, childcare workers, professional athletics, etc. *non-traditional would be the opposite, aka things your capitalist uncle would not consider to be "a real job". this does not mean i think your job is not real or valid, it means it is outside of the bounds of what modern society deems traditional and you've faced unique struggles as a result. artists and creatives who live on commissions, any kind of influencer, sex workers etc. are examples of what should go here.

*other/bald/nuance options literally ruin surveys if too many people chose them. please try your best to force yourself into a category for the sake of clarity in the poll. if everyone goes bald we dont get any data!!!

[probuccalfat]

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

[flautasdepapa]

Nah. I know this is a joke but this just made me upset 😭 I need someone who is coming in w the energy that they want to try their best w me.

Ppl make mistakes or sometimes things don’t work out. But I’d hope anyone I’m opening up my heart to would come in w their best foot forward.

[probuccalfat]

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'The European Central Bank has a survey where you can vote for the new Euro banknote designs!' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share/

[thence-we-came-forth]

Shane with a lily tattoo on his heart!!!!!! He's been driving me insane!!!!

Also think about Ilya holding Shane's tit lily

[algorizmi]

paprika hendl

This is the recipe I’ve been using for years for Paprikash. (a.k.a. Paprikás Csirke / paprika hendl) In respose to the current hype, I figured I’d share it with you all. Makes 6 servings.

Ingredients

Oil, butter or lard – 2 tablespoons

Chicken thighs, deboned & skin-on – 2 ½ to 3 pounds

Onions, thinly sliced – 2 (or 3 if small)

Hungarian sweet paprika – ¼ cup

Korean chili flakes – 2 teaspoons

Pastry flour – 2 tablespoons

Poultry stock, unsalted – 1 ½ cups

Red bell peppers, diced – 2

Salt and pepper – to taste

Sour cream – 1 cup

Lemon juice (optional) – 1 tablespoon

Directions

Heat the oil over medium-high flame in a large cast iron skillet. Add the chicken skin-side down and brown until skin is crispy, about 7 minutes. Remove to a board, and cut into bite-size pieces.

Remove any excess oil leaving about 2 tablespoons and add the onions. Sauté the onions until wilted and beginning to brown. Stir in the paprika and flour and cook for 1 to 2 minutes.

Whisk in the stock in portions, breaking up any lumps. Add the browned chicken pieces, bell peppers. and the salt and pepper. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low, cover and simmer for 25 to 30 minutes, or until the chicken is cooked through and tender.

Stir in the sour cream and lemon juice if using. Adjust seasoning and reheat over low flame. Serve hot with noodles or gnocchi.

Variations

Mushrooms can be added with the stock.

Kosher version: Instead of sour cream, use 50% more flour and 33% more lemon juice. For passover use potato starch instead of flour.

[stitch-n-time]

THIS!!! This is almost exactly the recipe I use, but without the pepper flakes, and it gets baked in the oven instead of simmered.

This stuff is amazing, and disappears when put out in a crowd.

[lililasagna]

got talked into taking my little brother‘s bicycle for a quick errand because I was going to miss my bus. "It just takes 15 minutes to get to the mall" he said. I spent over an hour on that damn bicycle in total. I had not ridden a bike in like two years. I'm so out of shape I don't think I'll be able to Walk tomorrow. At the end of my way back home I was near delirious, just barely keeping it together by the power of megan thee stallion's music. Just listening to girls in the hood pedaling for my Life. I can't recommend this.

[bonescaro]

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

looked up Heidi because I'm a journalist

for reasons I can't imagine this publisher of sexless Alaska love stories is averaging under 20 likes each on posts about her books, so if I can be so honest I kind of have my doubts that her books are getting read even with the excessive use of generous lending policies

[staticbluue]

“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”

This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.

[lililasagna]

not me only just realizing I can just apply for nanny jobs for toddlers which will be infinitely less stressful than looking after 30 second graders. I've been taking care of toddlers my whole life idk why i hadnt thought of it 😭

[nat-20s]

gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people

[nat-20s]

see this person is the love of my life I would follow them anywhere every day is brighter for having them in it. and THIS bastard shares a soul with me we'll find each other in every universe and understand each other in ways no other living being could. neither of us are particularly thrilled about this

[juunipupu]

Knight under Everything

[jisuto]