♡ Ronald Reagan ♡

average emo band enjoyer 20 pan femme (to be clear, i hate ronald reagan with every ounce of my being, that's just my name)

[bushpoppy]

Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone

[roschka]

It's 2025. Stephenie Meyer releases the long-dreaded book about Jacob and Renesmee, which she titles Blood Moon. In it, Jake and the now seven-year-old but "physically mature" Renesmee get married and have a daughter which they name Sarabella after her grandmothers. All fans refer to this new child only as cerebellum. Stephenie Meyer goes into hiding.

[kazoo-goddess]

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[yandere-angela]

despacito por favor no mates sansito él es un bueno esqueletito

[kazoo-goddess]

👀

[charl0ttan]

whjy is this one kinda cute

[charl0ttan]

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[feelsgoood]

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[x-poprocks-x]

everybody say happy sweet 16 slenderman

[starriknight]

Ppl who hate mania, misadventures, and danger days act like dissing ppl who have more whimsy and joy then they’ll EVER have is a full time job

[an-ambient-girl]

one of the great texts of the modern era

[fintan-pyren]

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Would you read a book with this title?

Absolutely!

Sure, why not?

Probably not

You could not force me at gunpoint to read something with this title

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

Share what you got!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

terfs would lose their minds if they were exposed to 2000s-2010s "a girl can do anything a boy can do, including beating them at sports" messaging like why are you all acting like nobody has ever said this and that it's radical to think that women aren't inherently worse at things. open your mind. read some feminist theory. touch some grass. the most basic banal middle-class white woman feminism of the 2010s looks fucking radical and visionary compared to the misogynistic victimization complex y'all are peddling

[kittybroker]

Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

[kittybroker]

Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

[hotvampireadjacent]

Restricted data once again leaked on War Thunder forums

It has happened again.