Repeat after Me: i love Handler i trust Handler i will do whatever Handler asks of me and faithfully serve Handler
I love Handler i trust Handler i will do whatever Handler asks of me and faithfully serve Handler ^#^

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Repeat after Me: i love Handler i trust Handler i will do whatever Handler asks of me and faithfully serve Handler
I love Handler i trust Handler i will do whatever Handler asks of me and faithfully serve Handler ^#^
Your ward has become your mom. Not in the mommy dom kinda way, your mom just sucks and you could use a new one.
She does your laundry despite you telling her you donât need help, but she really wants to! She always has to have her night time wine where you and her watch tv and joke around.
She tells you that youâll find a good wife/husband/owner/whatever because your a good person and people like you.
She doesnât need to be your owner she just needs to be there for you because you deserve someone there for you â€ïž
Cleaning your rifle is fun
Until your handler interrupts you by pushing you against the wall of your quarters.
Until her hand closes around your throat and her other hand slides under your shirt.
Until you end up on the ground with her towering over you while she's trying to get rid of your belt and then your pants.
Until your hands are pinned over your head and the barrel of your anti material rifle ends up inside if you while you're whining and desperately trying to get it deeper.
Untill your screams as and moans fill the entire kennel and you hear the other hounds howling and scratching on the walls because they want to be next.
Actually, cleaning your rifle is always fun
See so many girls talking about intox but what about the domme getting drunk? A sleazy, older dyke, preying on you. You can easily smell the alcohol on her breath, almost burned into her skin. She's too far gone to be able to listen to your mewling pleas to stop when her hands start wandering. Muttering in your ear that you wanted this when you feel her groping your tits.
Iâm sorry but I canât take floret sex seriously, like when you both are so high up you turn into a blushing, giggling mess whenever someone says anything to you and then you try and get lewd only for you both to have an excitable conversation about the philosophical implications of hard or soft kinks and how they could relate to anthropological developments and you forget youâre naked and cuddling and stuff.
thats like peak sex tho i need that in my life
jokes to make after failure that arenât self-deprecating:
Iâm the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No oneâs ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
Iâm an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to godâs favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
Iâm being sabotaged
my favorite chapter 5 ralsei line
Caregiver terran
Little sprout affini
Ya gotta make sure to give your affini lots of paper work they really need the stimulation.
Oh my little flower youve grown so much!! I love the little lillies in your hair sweetie pie :3
I donât care id your 2 times my size missie youâre still my little flower! ^w^
You seem tired sweetie, you wanna go outside and lay in the sun with momma? c:
the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius
the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.
Or what you are going to be a genius about.
You have a big work project?
Nah. You're now a genius at making boardgames. For 7 hours.
I love seeing hounds reblog my posts itâs so adorable~ Handler loves seeing you reblog how badly you want to be owned publicly.
reading this made me feel like the little teenage kid who just realize they walked into the dangerous part of the city and have no idea how to get back home
WELCOME TO MY DUNGEON!!!
Hey are you okay? Youâve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesnât care about your autonomy, again.
My Blue-ish knife babies đ©”
Living in the Compact is so fucked I went out into the bushes to go for a piss and one of the bushes started moaning
Independent: "Why do you look so sad?"
Floret: "My Affini has recently gotten into human cinema."
Independent: "And that's bad?"
Floret: "She watched Borat last week..."
Independent: "Okay?"
Affini: "My Floret"
Floret: *Groans*
Independent: "Okay, I see the problem."
Feralists don't want you to know you can just come ask the affini for a fruit and nothing bad will happen to you ::3
buuut what if i want something "bad" to happen to me
Iâm sorry dear but you may very well be cookedâŠ
yeeeeah maybe :3 i'd love some fruit though if that's okay,,
Sure thing, darling.
*A series of vines swiftly slithers around you, binding your legs and arms loosely. A few of my vines tighten against each other right in front of you, bringing forward a deliciously radiant orange seemingly right from within my mass*
Last chance to step back from something very bad happening to you, petal~ I coo and purr, a teasing smile showing across my face.
@w@,,,,, tasty orange and comfy vines..... sounds so lovelyyyyy
Indie pro tip: never ever offhandedly mention that you are feeling tired. Best case scenario you're spending a couple hours (at least) wrapped in vines and forcefully cuddled. Worst case scenario... well, I'm sure you can guess.
cosigned