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[lillarpmemes]

Touch my muse. Be descriptive or simple, tender or violent, fond or hateful— Anything goes.

[lillarpmemes]

𝐻𝐸𝐴𝑇𝐻𝐸𝑅𝑆 - 𝐶𝐴𝑁𝐷𝑌 𝑆𝑇𝑂𝑅𝐸 𝐿𝑌𝑅𝐼𝐶𝑆 𝑆𝑇𝐴𝑅𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑆

❝ are we gonna have a problem? ❞

❝ got a bone to pick? ❞

❝ you’ve come so far. ❞

❝ why now are you pulling on my dick? ❞

❝ i’d normally slap your face off. ❞

❝ everyone here could watch! ❞

❝ i’m feeling nice. ❞

❝ here’s some advice ❞

❝ listen up, bitch! ❞

❝ i like looking hot. ❞

❝ i like buying stuff they cannot. ❞

❝ i like drinkin’ hard. ❞

❝ i like maxing dad’s credit card. ❞

❝ i like skipping gym. ❞

❝ i like scaring [them/her/him] ❞

❝ i like screwing [them/her/him] ❞

❝ i like killer clothes. ❞

❝ i like kickin’ nerds in the nose! ❞

❝ if you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack. ❞

❝ you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke in my porsche with the quarterback. ❞

❝ honey, watchu’ waiting for? ❞

❝ welcome to my candy store.

❝ it’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore. ❞

❝ guys fall at your feet. ❞

❝ pay the check ❞

❝ all you have to do is say goodbye to shamu. ❞

❝ that freak’s not your friend. ❞

❝ if [them/she/him] had your shot, [they’d/she’d/he’d] leave you to rot! ❞

❝ ‘course, you don’t care. ❞

❝ fine! go braid [their/her/his] hair! ❞

❝ maybe sesame street is on. ❞

❝ forget that creep. ❞

❝ get in my jeep. ❞

❝ let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! ❞

❝ you can join the team ❞

❝ you can bitch and moan. ❞

❝ you can live the dream. ❞

❝ you can die alone! ❞

❝ you can fly with eagles. ❞

❝ keep on testing me, you’ll end up like [them/him/her]! ❞

❝ this proves he’s been thinking about me! ❞

❝ colour me stoked. ❞

❝ i’m so happy! ❞

[lillarpmemes]

𝐻𝐸𝐴𝑇𝐻𝐸𝑅𝑆 - 𝐵𝐸𝐴𝑈𝑇𝐼𝐹𝑈𝐿 𝑆𝑇𝐴𝑅𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑆

❝ i believe i’m a good person. ❞

❝ i think there’s good in everyone. ❞

❝ here we are! ❞

❝ what happened? ❞

❝ freak! ❞

❝ slut! ❞

❝ burnout! ❞

❝ bug-eyes! ❞

❝ lard-ass! ❞

❝ we were so tiny, happy and shiny. ❞

❝ playing tag and getting chased. ❞

❝ bull-dyke! ❞

❝ stuck-up! ❞

❝ hunchback! ❞

❝ then we got bigger. ❞

❝ that was the trigger. ❞

❝ like the huns invading rome. ❞

❝ oh, sorry! ❞

❝ welcome to my school ❞

❝ this ain’t no high school! ❞

❝ this is the thunderdome! ❞

❝ hold your breath and count the days. ❞

❝ we’re graduating soon. ❞

❝ white trash! ❞

❝ college will be paradise if i’m not dead by june. ❞

❝ but i know life can be beautiful. ❞

❝ i pray for a better way. ❞

❝ if we changed back then, we can change again. ❞

❝ we can be beautiful. ❞

❝ ...just not today. ❞

❝ hey, are you okay? ❞

❝ get away, nerd! ❞

❝ freak! ❞

❝ slut! ❞

❝ crippled! ❞

❝ homo, homo, homo! ❞

❝ things will get better ❞

❝ then i can blow this down. ❞

❝ i dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafés ❞

❝ watch it! ❞

❝ fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze! ❞

❝ we on for movie night? ❞

❝ you’re on jiffy pop detail. ❞

❝ i rented `the princess bride.` ❞

❝ don’t you have it memorized by now? ❞

❝ what can i say? ❞

❝ i’m a sucker for a happy ending. ❞

hey! pick that up! right now! ❞

i’m sorry, are you actually talking to me? ❞

❝ i wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend! ❞

❝ you’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. ❞

❝ you’re a future gas station attendant. ❞

❝ ...you have a zit right there. ❞

❝ why do they hate me? ❞

❝ why don’t i fight back? ❞

❝ why do i act like such a creep? ❞

❝ why won’t he date me? ❞

❝ why did i hit him? ❞

❝ why do i cry myself to sleep? ❞

❝ somebody hug me! ❞

❝ somebody fix me! ❞

❝ somebody save me! ❞

❝ send me a sign, god! ❞

❝ give me a cold beer! ❞

❝ give me something to live for! ❞

❝ i’d like to be their boyfriend. ❞

❝ that would be beautiful. ❞

❝ i’d like them to be nicer. ❞

❝ i’d like to kidnap [name] and photograph [them/him/her] naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave [them/him/her] tied up for the rats. ❞

❝ maybe you should see a doctor. ❞

❝ this is excellent forgery. ❞

❝ who are you? ❞

❝ i crave a boon. ❞

❝ for a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❞

❝ if i took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, i’d have matching halves. that’s very important. ❞

❝ you could stand to loose a few pounds. ❞

❝ out of my way, geek! ❞

❝ i don’t want trouble. ❞

❝ you’re gonna die at 3pm! ❞

❝ don’t you dare touch me! ❞

❝ get away pervert! ❞

❝ what did i ever do to them? ❞

❝ who could survive this? ❞

❝ i can’t escape this! ❞

❝ i think i’m dying! ❞

[lillarpmemes]

𝑃𝐴𝑁𝐼𝐶! 𝐴𝑇 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐷𝐼𝑆𝐶𝑂 - 𝐶𝑂𝐿𝐿𝐴𝑅 𝐹𝑈𝐿𝐿 𝑆𝑇𝐴𝑅𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑆

WARNING: SOME SENTENCE STARTERS MAY IMPLY NSFW THEMES OR POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING THEMES.

❝ we’ve waited so damn long. ❞

❝ we’re sick and tired. ❞

❝ i won’t leave any doubt or stone unturned. ❞

❝ i’ve got a collar full of chemistry from your company. ❞

❝ maybe tonight i’ll be the libertine. ❞

❝ show me your love. ❞

❝ gimme more. ❞

❝ but it’s not enough. ❞

❝ show me your love before the world catches up. ❞

❝ there’s always time for second guesses. ❞

❝ i don’t want to know. ❞

❝ if you’re going to be the death of me, that’s how i wanna go. ❞

❝ you’ve got it all worked out in so little time. ❞

❝ i’d blackout if you were mine ❞

❝ you’ve got a pocketful of reasons why you’re here tonight. ❞

❝ baby, tonight, just be the death of me. ❞