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I love the energy 🥹

so many thoughts and feelings about this shot but all i can really think to say if how Maomao is being treated with the care she deserves and Lihua is getting to act as the mother she didn’t get to be

watchpoob

Winter has arrived on Poob.

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makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

makesoneteam

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

pochayun

would you like to share with the class 🤔

makesoneteam

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

mercury-mage

would you like to unshare with the class

cultofthedarksun

Monument to Mozart by Hermann Hossaeus

a-thousand-pots

I made something 🥰🎉🎉

Get from one word to another by adding, removing, or changing one letter at a time.

It has a daily mode that resets at UTC midnight. I’ve had fun with it with some friends - hopefully other people find it fun too :)

Lmk if you have any feedback

fish-shaped-doodles

I highly doubt this is the shortest route to it, but it's at least a valid one

attyrocious

happy pink day 🎀 (june 23)

ikibli

reasons why I do not want to give a random social media app a picture of my face or credit card:

having a credit card is not proof of adulthood

not all adults have credit cards

I do not trust an algorithm trained on white people not to decide all Asian and Black people are 12-year-olds

dude if the government can be hacked Discord('s shady third party data processor) definitely can be as well

I don't trust a random corporation with data that sensitive

facial recognition algorithms are terrible at recognizing non-normative faces as faces

were--ralph

I CCAN'T BREATHE

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

railroadlion

Typhlosion, Quilava, and Cyndaquil

hometoursandotherstuff

Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.