I tell dad jokes to my plants @lilplantdad - Tumblr Blog

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

just-deer-things

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

Tomatoes are planted! 9 different varieties this year, very excited to see how they grow 🍅🌱

#mio #plantblr #garden #tomato #tomato plants #cherry tomatoes #beefsteak tomatoes #🍅🍅🍅#2026

lilplantdad

Took me AGES to do a rain gutters garden but its finally done! Might switch to strawberries later, or some trailing plants, who knows? I've got 10 feet of extra growing space now, woo-hoo!

tomorrowsgardennc

damn.

lilplantdad

Fair concerns butttt I did drill drainage holes underneath the gutters, and you can always buy and add more hangers (which i might have to do cus 4 for 10ft gutters is not enough)

#Also these are not on my roof #they're on a fence in the backyard #like i bought these specifically to do this #just buy some gutters and try it!#itll be like 50 bucks ish

Took me AGES to do a rain gutters garden but its finally done! Might switch to strawberries later, or some trailing plants, who knows? I've got 10 feet of extra growing space now, woo-hoo!

#mio #plantblr #flowers #garden #oddpots #rain gutters #rain gutter gardens #lettuce

dragon-in-a-fez

thinking about the time some terf dipshit on twitter said "you weirdos will be saying TREES are a social construct next" and I got nerdsniped and waded in like "trees ARE a social construct. there is no fundamental binary characteristic that separates trees from other plants" and well, I'll spare you the details but the conversation ended with the dipshit yelling "PALM TREES HAVE WOOD" which is hilarious because "wood" actually does have a pretty unambiguous, binary definition and palms in fact do not qualify

gamebird

Reality. So much nuance.

#palm trees are big grass #trees do not exist

sacred-portal

Daffodils are starting to bloom!

#mio #plantblr #flowers #daffodils #garden

Garden book i found at a café

#mio #plantblr #carnivorous plant #spirited away #gardens

emulsified-blog

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

a growing vegetable garden for your dash

emulsified-blog

🍆🥒🥔🌽🥕🥦🍅🧅🧄🫑🌶️🫛🥬

a vegetable harvest from the garden for your dash

sacred-portal

ayeforscotland

I hope we never find out. There should be some mysteries in this world.

sabertoothwalrus

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

sabertoothwalrus