[shingojira]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

[lilychristine01]

With the new Mandaddylorian Movie, I js know I’m gonna have some excellent reads

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[k1tk4ttt]

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

on their clit like morse code

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"S.O.S. we're going down"

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

No stop that

[foone]

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

[oddlysexypancake]

uhh?

[foone]

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

[monsata]

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[saulwexler]

me in 2024: It's not enough to just survive. I want to LIVE

me in 2026: Not driving off the cliff is an act of trying. If you think about it.

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]

[afloweroutofstone]

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

[myherometalhead]

Dustin did this for Eddie… 🥹

[hucklerabbot-and-rock]

[anglaised]

[oflline]

[hempkitty]

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember