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I would die for Pepper
Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!
oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures
miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth
gwen: freaky flexing. but alright
miles:
miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say
ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours
so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes
I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.
Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?
Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.
Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’
Peter: whAT the fUCK
THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE
noir: strange flaunt, but alas
Noir:
You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.
spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat
SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS
honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe
No one in this video is a human.
the sims 9
bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments
Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.
Me:
Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?
That is…
100% what that movie is.
fun fact: stu is literally just a guy called stu. like. taika’s friend. his name is stu. he is a geotechnician. this is not the first movie of taika’s where he has played himself. he didn’t even have a script. they just said “hey stu! you stand here, and you be stu!” so he did. when he’s talking to the girls in the bar? that’s his real job. when he’s actung awkward because he doesn’t seem to know what’s going on or what to do? he doesn’t. he’s just rolling with it. just stu being stu.
Stu also designed the fantastic strobe lighting element used for the Valkyries in Thor: Ragnarok!
Thank you, Stu!
A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
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convert your office into a horrible disaster
This should be what nsfw means
Found Hitchcock and Scully’s lifehack list…
So you want me to believe that a schmuck who is too lazy to make a PBJ at home is going to clean up his mess after he uses the office paper cutter to halve his sandwich? I’d shove his head in a flaming wastepaper basket after a week of this shit.
I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE
When you remember the anti-vax movement
Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny