Some Intelligence Required

The title says it all.

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

[truuustme-imawriter]

Daniel Handler everyone

[romanoffs-deactivated20191214]

Peggy.

I’m here.

I’m gonna need a raincheck on that dance.

[dank-doggos]

[teamwang]

[trouserweasel]

LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED

[trouserweasel]

it looks like toast jail

[thirteensgayscarf]

They’ve been taken into crustody…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

bad and naughty slices

are put in the 

[dynastylnoire]

These are their stories

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

the turkey swiss on rye incident

[silver-cirquit-blog]

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

[doggoschmoggo-deactivated201905]

this is like a book

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

When the whole squad is in on your shitposting shenanigans 

[melthehoneybee]

My aesthetic tbh

[writing-prompt-s]

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

[s1eepingp0wder-archived13112018]

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

[best-of-imgur]

[reserve]

I hate this post with every fiber of my being

[yandereleorio]

I feel like harrison ford made this post

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

[pi4nobl4ck]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

My drag persona

[saiasus]

Welcome to the stage ….

[enlightenedrobot]

So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.

No, she shot a freakin missile into a vehicle.

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

>Florida

[coolmanfromthepast]

Florida Man’s wife.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“missile” in florida means she threw something. probably a large rock or bat or something similarly dangerous. anything that can cause harm if thrown at or into a vehicle is considered a missile and could be, at worst, a second degree felony.

an acquaintance in high school was arrested for tossing an upended stop sign across the street and the offense was listed as “launching a deadly missile in a residential area”

[thebestoftumbling]

Golden Retriever shows puppy how to use slide

[koolaidmgc]

BEST THINg eVER

[ohmightysmiter]

THE OLDER DOG GRABBED THE LEASH I’M GONNA CRY

[ihealu]

daeure

[mexican-guccimane-deactivated20]

I WANT A DOG ALREADY

[cutepetplanet]

He rolled around in chalk and now he’s art.

[emiliotheexplorer]

hello friend you seem to have come from straight out of my dreams

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[mayreuhdith]

is this a renaissance painting?

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer” -The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015

[onesideisgreatness]

So I slapped some mathematics on this picture and…

The red lines divide the picture into thirds. They also mostly coincide with the doorway (and Cruz’s right hand), framing him nicely as the Main Character of this picture.

The green line was placed using the golden ratio (the ratio between parts of the picture above it and below it is close enough to 1:1.618). It also goes right under his chin (and through some reporters’ hands or tools).

The purple lines are diagonals that are framing the reporters really nicely.

I’m pretty sure you could also do something clever with a circle and the yellow doorway behind him, but I don’t have the patience to fiddle with that.

Basically, this picture has the same “maths are beautiful” aesthetic as (some well-known) Renaissance paintings.

[trussy-kween]

i couldnt help but make some adjustments in photoshop…

[blackbeardsbonnet]

It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to…

[beradan]

[dharmagun]

be he stronge? list ye, budde

he hath straunge chymerical blod!

swyngeth he from a thred?

cast thine eyn ouverhedde

god wot! anon cometh spydere man

[solarbird]

GENIUS. ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS.

[emperor-of-the-hill]

[jono74656]

@copperbadge this seems to be in your bailiwick 

[copperbadge]

I love everything about this post.