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Header by @iamyounicorn ❤️ I'm actually kind of really back on Tumblr now after removing all the other social media from my phone

[anna-antoshchenkova]

Extra quick summer sketch

[spicyraeman]

I <3 buff women

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[fairyturds]

Get your lawyer

[bagelbun333]

So… we can agree that this is Miego, right? ;)

Captionless version and original image below the cut

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[trashcangimmick]

[amikoroyaiart]

No Shepard without Vakarian

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[coldstream]

i love having friends who can communicate like adults it's so cool

[coldstream]

imagine being like "hey this made me feel bad" and they're like "oh sorry i'll try to be better about that" and that's all it is

[leiten7]

Being a fan of a side character in Ace Attorney is such a harrowing experience. You want them to come back in a new case but you already know Capcom took them out back and shot them and the next witness is going to be a drunk cowgirl named Sawda Merder followed by Wendy Oldbag on life support

[drizzlesdoodles]

Credit to @traskodjur for the original idea. Honestly, it's brilliant and I laughed so loudly!

Poor Hammy soaked up so many tears in ME3