haunted noodles

yes i'm still on tumblr in my 30s

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[grungixfungi]

[buzzmcnab]

i saw this post today and my brain was immediately like,,,, Them

[mylittlevintageworld]

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

[torix-gaming]

New reaction image unlocked.

[manebioniclegali]

I am 100% adding this to my wallpaper rotation

[southwestcollectionarchives]

Tomorrow is Independence Day. Check out this special edition of the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal for the 1976 United States Bicentennial. The full issue can be viewed on our digital repository.

[mobstuffy]

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[hippietrashcan]

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Happy 4th of Julie, everyone.

[vaporwavevocap]

The year begins with America.

[hungry-skeleton]

Just got really sad realizing that AI is going to ruin the art of horrendous American fireworks packaging

[hungry-skeleton]

AI can never replace this true art

[teaboot]

America must truly be the land of opportunity

[theofficialinternetloner]

As an American, I can confirm that yes, we do have packaging like this and yes, quite a few of them do say "shoots flaming balls."

[stone-cold-groove]

The Saturday Evening Post magazine - July 1924.

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[liberty-outlaw]

I queued it for next year, too

[guns-in-the-valley-deactivated2]

We’re back, bitches.

[toskarin]

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

[toskarin]

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

[toskarin]

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

[weepingchoir]

[inkplobs]

Im mobbin it bro im straight psycho

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[mothnem]

Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

[thrallflower]

my keen senses tell me my upstairs neighbors like to throw horseshoes. indoors. with the horse still wearing them

[rad-roche]

during my time doing digital art i've been looking for the perfect pencil brush. one that will finally satisfy me, and behave exactly as i need it to, and will make all my drawings better. perhaps the lesson here is there is no such thing and in chasing that idea i have guaranteed i will never be content. personally i think that's dumb horseshit for idiots and the next one i download is going to fix everything from my art process to that scary mole