This Mess is Mine

Elise. 28. Libra. Can’t seem to leave this app, lol. Enjoy, internet strangers!

[stayrosy]

snoopys! by fruitillu

[jace-targaryen]

SHE'S THE MAN (2006) dir. andy fickman

[baddingtonbitch]

wouldn’t it be funny if mary magdalene was like i hang out with dudes because it’s less drama and then all that happened

[postcapitalist-dreaming]

Watterson pulled no punches

[erbydraws]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[unclegradybear]

[meesloaf]

Every damn time

[the-silly-creature]

Someone sent me this

[ofishal-fish-posts]

[haniwahead]

The weather is not a toy

[cosmonautroger]

The Simpsons

[lifeisablackhole9]

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

[goldi-kat]

W H Y W E R E N T Y O U A T E L F P R A C T I C E

[il-nero-virtuoso]

[notasoupcompany]

[syakesan]

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

[syakesan]

no healing, no living, go KILL

[syakesan]

This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[crtter]

[wizardgender]

[limitiv]

🎵 woopin’ around the christmas tree 🎵