A Star In Her Own Right

"One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri." INFJ, Hufflepuff, Aquarius.

[warningsine]

[sonofapunk]

please watch cunk on earth

[pusheen]

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[plumslices]

“Saying i love you every minute lessens the meaning” um to YOU….freak.

[silvadraconis]

[leerings]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[grogusdads]

this tik tok has me in fucking tears

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[memeuplift]

[drtrinitysantos]

when you solve that one sudoku cell that busts the whole puzzle wide open

[realkorvus]

Wow, you can really see the age of this websites users increasing with posts like these.

[studentlifeproblems]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*shows up repeatedly to the same party in a variety of victorian bat costumes*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*arrives 20 minutes early wearing this masterpiece & greets u in echolocation*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*pulls off top costume and spends the rest of the evening dancing on a table in THIS:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*disappears in a puff of smoke and reappears to start a conga line, having Moon Prism Powered my way into this spiffy number*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*disappears briefly into a dark closet and reemergences in my FINAL FORM aka bat dress made out of actual taxidermied bats*

*the bats come alive when the clock strikes midnight and flap around the room, leaving me shivering in my underthings. fortunately I am not at all embarrassed, as my fellow partygoers are too covered-in-a-cloud-of-bats to notice my attire*

[dat-physics-gal]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: various Garbs of the Bat

[pusheen]

[desinteresse]

Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice your car when he’s merging into the lane. Failing to protect worker’s rights impacts nearly everyone

[littlereddoghouse]

[boymiffy]

watching a movie like i am gonna reblog so many gifs of this