smoke with me.

Adelaide, Australia. 24. Bartender. Student. This shit isn't getting any easier. NSFW 18+ IG: @stonedmedusa_ tag me in your posts #stonedmedusa Peace and love y'all ✌💓

[viria]

If you want to improve at drawing backgrounds - go ghibli. It’s always so inspiring to look at and draw, gives me tons of motivation and fun:”) 

Video process is here!<3

[lipstickandboots]

Always an option, never a priority. I'll just go sit in the corner on my own and pretend I matter to someone.

[funnilyrelatable]

Best sites to kill time on

Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?

** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**

• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry

• The Oatmeal - funny web comics

• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….

• The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious

• Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.

• Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says

• Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here

• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old

• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics

• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little

• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great

And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility

[lonelyteengurlz]

omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester

[donutgod1-deactivated20140913]

Unfollow me if you make fun of trans people’s pronouns or their identity

[himfromthesun-deactivated201712]

And unfollow me if you think it’s acceptable to misgender them just because you don’t like them as a person.

[jacktheriver]

thank you for sacrificing followers to fight for me and many like me.

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

[jheselbraum]

All of America: God I wish that were me

[systlin]

So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.

[songsofstars]

*deep breath* the whAT NOW?

[systlin]

Yep. The ads run on tv like

“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”

Those are totally normal here.

[urbanism]

If you or a loved one has been affected by Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. CALL NOW to see if you qualify!

[systlin]

Oh my god I heard it in the commercial’s voice.

[stonerjpeg-deactivated20260421]

I’ve done nothing but get high today ✌🏼

[despretextes]

Valentine Colasante, Paris Opera Ballet

Photo: Marie Bhrn

[lipstickandboots]

I'm going on my first ever date tonight and I'm so anxious 😶 I really hope it goes well 💓

[flexibilitas-cerea]

Salem Saberhagen, everyone.

[lipstickandboots]

Love these two 💋💓

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[martysimone]

Agent Provocateur | Behind the scenes Tease and Hustle FW2017-18 Campaign | Model Magdalena Frackowiak

[cwote]

FRIENDLY REMINDER: You are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

[through-the-thorns-to-the-stars]

[disparatekate]

[fuckologyy]

[gaylor-moon]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,,, will men actually realize their opinions on women don’t actually matter at all?