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23 Ankle biter Scene queen drag thing He/they/she when it’s funny Cat person 😌

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Sometimes I think I could rent the many spare rooms and dungeon cells in my castle.

Then I release a monster fart that decimates the kobold population and peels the paint off the walls and.. Yeah maybe I can't rent them.

[profeshinul-wizurd]

[sideblogdotjpeg]

really do believe moonshine cybin is one of the best characters ever conceived. emily axford thank you for everything youve given to us

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[meangirlnurse]

THAT'S ME

[spillways-mp3]

[cdplayer]

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

[cdplayer]

for the 40th to 200th million summer in a row

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Twitter is dead tiktok is dead and me im kinda horny

[brucesterling]

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese internet slang learning (cr 帅山姆先生)

[malibuklaus]

my mind is blown into smithereens @ this turbochinesefication americans are deliberately going through i wouldve never imagined this in a million years whichever antipropaganda tactic their governemtn tried to impose has backfired in the biggest way possible...i am living

go do your mandarin cyberhomework braeiyghlghyeiyhn

[malibuklaus]

you dont fuck with ig reels so hard that you prefer to learn chinese instead? ...brava❕

[pukicho]

You're like if drywall was a person

Charismatic, fun, in everyone's home?

[pukicho]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

[gardenofdelete998]

buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player

[great-and-small]

Yet another scientific article adding to the slowly growing mountain of evidence that suggests we might be able to save the world through bird-watching.

[great-and-small]

[lew-basnight]

Seeing a bird is good for you. Seeing many birds is very good for you

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

[egirlbutternubs]

I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed

[distributing-direwolves]

These are the sort of people that would lose their life savings to a guy doing three card monte on a street corner if he was wearing a zoot suit and introduced himself as "Vinnie 'Quickfingers' Sanchez".