cryptid

idk enjoy my hyperfixations

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[blignick]

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

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Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[elierlick]

One year ago, trans women held an iconic topless protest outside the Scottish Parliament. I love it when trans women hold topless demonstrations. If they're arrested, the state must admit they're women. If they aren't, it exposes the obvious contradictions of defining trans women as legally male.

Now, a year later, Parliament has its first two transgender members, one of whom represents JK Rowling in Edinburgh. We can't attribute this momentum solely to the protest, but the direct action seems to have galvanized a new political movement of trans people across Scotland.

[kaddyssammlung]

new old video from 2020 - Vessel interacting with his fans

[katzebruh]

He Used to Fly

I have an announcement, due to your incredible support as well as the voices, I've decided to try making my BackUp AU into a proper comic series!

[hottdoggblogg]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: briefcase containing an entire functioning grill

[elkkiel]

[anxietyproblem]

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders appear most often in your 20s and are believed to be a primary reason why so many people in their early and mid 20s suddenly disappear with no signs of foul play.

If you are in that age range and you're suddenly feeling scared, paranoid, like people are out to get you, please get help. If you have friends or loved ones in that age range and you notice them suddenly behaving strangely or erratically, reach out to them. Make sure they know that they're not alone and that they have options.

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[scottandhiskind]

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

[vrihedd]

Small experiment with design 🦋

[l3earfat-st]

ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔡𝔞𝔴𝔫

[awingedinsect]

Praise him

[cowboyproletarian]

Anyone got that poem written from the perspective of an English teacher where they know deeply personal things about their now adult students because of the essays they wrote

[cowboyproletarian]

FOUND IT it was in one of my boards

[corpsesoldier]

Text ID:

Small Town English Teacher

In your town, former students sling your drinks, snap your x-rays, and report your news on TV. You hold their secrets because you remember their essays.

One returns from combat, homecoming party at the airport, and you know he only joined up because his mom was ashamed of him. You remember the essay.

One dies from an opioid OD and you know about the man who groped her at work and how she told his wife. You remember the essay.

One smiles and wins an award and you know her drunk dad pushed her mom into a wall. You remember the essay.

One closes her eyes halfway in the mugshot and you know she worked in assisted living and once brushed a dying woman's hair. You remember the essay.

- Jessie Lovett Allen

(c) 2020 by Jessie Lovett Allen

Jessie Lovett Allen teaches reading, writing, and literature at North Platte Community College in western Nebraska. She holds a doctorate in Literary Education from the Univerity of Wyoming. She can be reached at Jessie.lovett.allen @ gmail. com or @ jesslovettallen

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