My messed up mind

Inspiration and workout motivation

[fabulous-fitblr]

A fitblrs birthday cake is the best birthday cake.

[whovianprincessgetfit]

OMG YES I WANT THIS!

[somethingforreference5]

I’d rather this than a chocolate or sponge cake. This is beautiful and looks om nom nommy.

[standardmoves]

[89dave]

kill your LEGS, ARMS and ABS!

yes, yes, yes …. you can!

[headstrongfighter-deactivated20]

Lorddd

[artsysauce-deactivated20140925]

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

[uflashit]

[ibringmotivation]

[fit-bottomedgirl-deactivated201]

[hplyrikz]

[inthemoun10s]

I wanna be EVERYTHING.

[lisabldahl-blog]

I wanna be a runner, a CrossFitter, a weightlifter, I wanna do yoga and pilates like it's no one's fucking business, I wanna box, and surf, play soccer, and volleyball, and basketball, hockey, lacrosse, track, water polo, swimming, rugby, mother fucking tackle-you-to-the-ground football, tennis, baseball and softball, pitch 100 mph, I wanna rock climb real fucking rocks, and swim across the whole Pacific Ocean, I wanna train like nothing in the world has ever mattered so much, I want sweat to pour down my face, down my whole entire body, I wanna kick you in the ass, kick everyone in the ass, kick myself in the ass and push as hard as I can and never ever fucking stop until I get to the one place that I crave so badly it hurts and FINALLY UNLEASH MY INNER BEAST.

[lagoonhag]

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

[lisabldahl-blog]

two sides of me:

motivated half: COME ON GET OFF YO' ASS GO DO 129874 SQUATS AND CRUNCHES AND GO RUNNING AND PREPARE ALL THE HEALTHY MEALS THEN DO 8 HOURS OF REVISION

unmotivated half: can u not

[squidwurd]

i burn calories by insulting them

[squidwurd]

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

[royalteens]

“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse

god bless this post.

[lisabldahl-blog]

Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.

Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?

Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.

Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.

Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?

Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.

Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.

Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?

Period: Yell at a puppy.

[lisabldahl-blog]

Me: I need to get an A on this test

Me: Doesn't study

[lisabldahl-blog]

Me: Breathe if you find me attractive.

Entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*

[beshredded]

[yeahfitbabes]

[skinn-nier-deactivated20130818]

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