How many more of these do I need?

“I don't know what I'm doing here...” My brain makes fast connections and sees the world in patterns and categories. I’m an AuDHD and eternally lovelorn queer, mostly here to waste time, laugh, hyperfixate, and write lame poetry about whoever is my flavor of the month.

[kibumkim]

[eye-5]

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[good-to-drive]

All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

[workersolidarity]

It's July 17th, 2023 and Julian Assange is still in Belmarsh Prison for doing journalism.

[lisamarie53183]

God damn.

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TITS

I’m shook

I can’t cope

I can’t stop thinking about them

You just…. Showed them to me?

It made me sweat.

I’ve never been so excited about a pair of boobs in my life.

I would do quite literally anything and everything you ever wanted to them.

I already found you attractive.

I already live to make you laugh.

Your passion is so fucking sexy

The moments we share are intense and deep

I long to please you and your approval means everything

All of this puppy love and complex feelings of emotional attraction and then you had to show me the most perfect, beautiful, delicious looking tits I have ever seen in my 40 years of life…. I AM DYING

I wish I never knew that was what you hide under your baggy shirts. My attraction to you was already complicated enough.

[fieldsarebreathing]

Does he mean anything to you

[phoneticmeow]

[flareonfloof]

[lisamarie53183]

An ah dans dans dans

[sandersstudies]

Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

[lisamarie53183]

The accuracy 😂

[mitchipedia]

Via George Takei, who adds: "Overheard: 'Not all heroes wear capes. Or tops, it seems.'"

[kelcipher]

[calamardoybobesponja]

[1yellowpepper]

Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability

[tchaikovskaya]

*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally, historically or aesthetically significant film*

[lisamarie53183]

✨rabbits✨

[thenightgaunt]

Fuck this one hits home.

[lisamarie53183]

This is the most important post I’ve ever seen….

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

most goblin looking goblin cat i ever seen

[ewanmrozny]

He’s reading a speech

[odd-vox]

He’s uniting the goblin tribes

[lisamarie53183]

Can’t decide if he’s saying “preeeeecious” or if he’s telling me to put the lotion in the basket…

[nosealviewing]

Outdoor Café - Bologna, Italy ©2022 by John A. Royston - Nosealviewing™ All rights reserved

[lisamarie53183]

I knew exactly where this was before I saw the caption!

[everythingfox]

Chicken chase

(via)

[lisamarie53183]

Reblogging for the chicken leap 🤣🐔

[frottinq]

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

[lisamarie53183]

Or “staff can leave at 4:00 today instead of 4:15” and me sticking around until 4:15 feeling guilty -______-

[viejospellejos]

*yo cada mañana para salir de la cama*

[lisamarie53183]

Aaaaaaaaaaaa ❤️

[thatsfunnystuff]

Find more funny pictures at www.thatsfunnystuff.tumblr.com

[lisamarie53183]

The new Mayflower 1620’s from Nike 🤣

[normal-horoscopes]

[normal-horoscopes]

[normal-horoscopes]

Left: My Roommate combining the charcuterie with the hamantaschen to form "Salamantaschen"

Right: Due to lack of toothpicks, we resorted to defiling wizard Hamans corpse with the pointy ends of plastic flossers.

[lisamarie53183]

I cannot find the appropriate words…