[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[daemoninthemachine]

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[ID: Tag that says, "#options > add salt". End ID]

[evilbjork]

[plounce]

ten year anniversary

[plounce]

fifteen year anniversary

[plounce]

sixteen year anniversary

[plounce]

nineteen year anniversary

[deeptrospection]

[matt-barber58]

rain water

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[aksemmi]

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

[yaldabaothadeez]

"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"

"because of The Curse?"

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

[pitbolshevik]

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

[pitbolshevik]

mercedes watching their car do this: huh. maybe we're not good at endurance racing.

[pitbolshevik]

my tags were correct, it did in fact do it twice

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[bioluminescent-fungus]

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

[70sscifiart]

Don Ivan Punchatz

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio