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din walking up to bo-katan on her depression throne and announcing “it’s din djarin,” as if she was ever going to forget the giant shiny man who ruined every plan she ever had by accident has gotta be one of his top 5 read-the-room moments.

#din djarin #himbo king #the mandalorian

pajamasecrets

Star Trek: The Next Generation, episode 2x19.

#star trek #Star Trek TNG #will riker #Deanna Troi

assiraphales

kids in movies when their mom comes into their room to check on them when they’re pretending to be sick // wearing a full outfit bc they’re planning on sneaking out

assiraphales

#tlou

despazito

Need it to be understood that whenever I have m/f ships I ship them in an explicitly bisexual manner

despazito

it's het to YOU. i know them personally.

#wwdits #laszlo x nadja

luxlightly

Something great about Laszlo and Nadja's relationship and how it's depicted in the show is that we very early on have the set up of this "secret affair" that Nadja's been having with Gregor's many reincarnations for all this time that she repeatedly says that she can't let Laszlo know about or he'll be furious and this immediately seems to go against the characterization of the two of them being in a very open relationship and very supportive of each others sexual exploits with others, but we accept it because the stereotypical "jealous husband" is such a common theme and because this relationship is different than the sexual trysts that they've had or described in the show. I think Nadja worries not so much that Laszlo would be jealous of the fact that she has sex with Gregor as the fact she may actually be in love with him. That Laszlo would be upset there was anyone else who made her happy the way he does. (That or she just likes the excitement of the idea of an affair while knowing that, due to the openness of their relationship and enthusiastic support of each other looking elsewhere for sex when desired, that it's nearly impossible to actually have an affair so she's just kind of constructed the idea of Laszlo being jealous in her mind despite all evidence to the contrary.) Then we find out that not only does Laszlo know about their relationship(s), he's been the one decapitating Gregor in every single one of his lifetimes. But not because he's jealous. Instead, because of the fact that Gregor always ends up making Nadja cry. Laszlo has been secretly well aware of this ongoing affair for centuries and has been more than happy to allow it to continue for as long as it makes Nadja happy, then comes along and decapitates Gregor as soon as it starts making her sad, instead. Knight in shining black coat indeed.

#wwdits #laszlo x nadja

idonthaveacontract

#mad men

ironychan

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.