Whoops

hey my name is adrianna and im feelin it B)

[hanced-deactivated20170703]

proof that lance is from florida: •rains alot •beaches •likes oranges •thinks alligators are pretty cool •a dolphin

[hanceome]

also found dead in miami this season

[laughing420-deactivated20200629]

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

[elitelifekd]

[paper-mario-wiki]

i can assure you i do not

[rikivi]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[area51-official]

me: have you ever heard the sound of someone breaking down uncontrollably

friend: no

me: 

[literal--trashcan]

her: come over

me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap

her: my parents aren't home

me: he is ASLEEP

[foulserpent]

hey anyone want some Vegan Nut Mylk

[interrogationspecialist]

this is literally a bottle of shitpost put it back

[foulserpent]

what, so you can have all the Vegan Nut Mylk for yourself?

[jakegyllenhaalelujah]

Fafther may I go to Whýöle Fjüds?

[officialnickrhodes-remade]

[idiot10]

this is so fucking dumb and i’m so fucking mad that it made me laugh

[monkeyballwiki]

me: *loses boss battle for the 20th time*

me: *travels the 3 minutes it takes to reach the battle from the checkpoint each time*

*arrives*

boss: *MONOLOGUING*

ME: 

[isthistakenalready-deactivated2]

Aoi Honoo is Too Real

[sirneenya]

The  reason  why I don’t do comics.

[fidisart]

I can relate to this.

[tupacabra]

be careful who you call ugly in middle school because they’ll probably always be insecure about themselves because those are very formative years in child development

[beautyandthepriest-deactivated2]

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

[analyticalsenshi]

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

[iguanamouth]

drawing suggestion: mimics disguised as random modern items

i love this idea ok Wait,

[weirdnessisgood]

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why are the pigeons so green

[eggcats]

chlorophyll

[juelzsantanabandana]

The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s dim my guy

[lesbianrey]

lightning mcqueen found dead in miami

[skygualker]

is he okay

[lesbianrey]

he’s alright but he died