Age of Aquarius

Once upon a time this was a Homestuck RP blog, now it's mostly random nerdy stuff that's only loosely connected in any intelligable way. Still an RP blog on request, IM for any RP.

[powerfulwizard]

What the hell is this ad I got on Facebook

[powerfulwizard]

Winston voice: Heroes don’t take bathroom breaks

[thejohncarver]

Winston voice: heroes work unpaid overtime

[powerfulwizard]

Winston voice: Heroes don’t unionize or join unions

[ihatetorbjorn]

whoa winston @winstonsuggestions Winston is that true?? . …DID YOU really say this.????

[aquarian-emissary]

winston is pro-china

[bad-4chan-literature]

[kasai-yagi]

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

[snakegirllovehandles]

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

[gayestgen]

[silviadragoness]

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

[sexhaver]

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

[trashboat]

every reblog on this thread is like watching a ship get ever closer to the event horizon

[justnoodlefishthings]

i just found out there was a banned episode of pingu and it really did deserve to be banned because it filled me with such an unnatural fear that i dissociated while watching it

[dragonpaws]

: ( why was it banned?

[justnoodlefishthings]

oh no particular reason

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[meliodas-world]

Thats why The Rock is my hero his savagery knows no bounds

[sarcasticredrover]

BREAKING NEWS: Local Lynel allows Hylian man to peacefully pass through its domain.

[snark-n-snack]

Lynel:

[just-shower-thoughts]

One day, that “secret family recipe” will just be that recipe their ancestor looked up online years ago and everybody liked.

[jennyanydots42]

I found out one of my family’s “secret recipes” is on the back of the pudding box. Uncle Rich bakes up some lies.

[fair-itself]

While researching his book The Nordic Cookbook, chef Magnus Nilsson found that every family in Sweden has a special, unique family recipe for pickled herring passed down secretly from generation to generation. He got about 200 of these. They were all exactly the same. He traced the origin point back to a popular cookbook published in the late 1960s. I think the moral of that story is everyone’s grandma is a liar.

[silvergryphon]

Guys, I can top this.

It’s time for the tale of Great-Grandma’s Macaroni and Cheese.

My Great-Grandma Mary was famous in her family for her macaroni and cheese. By all accounts it was an amazing mac and cheese- a baked casserole-style concoction of perfectly cooked elbow noodles and creamy, lusciously cheesy sauce. Because Dad loved it so much, it was always, without fail, sitting bubbling and golden in the dish set out on the dinner table just as he and his family arrived for visits, a testament to grandmotherly love and culinary mastery.

Fast-forward a couple dozen years.

My mother had never made macaroni and cheese. At the time she married my dad, she was a very good cook. She’d been cooking since she was about six or seven and had outstripped both her parents’ abilities in most areas. So when Dad started raving about Great-Grandma Mary’s macaroni and cheese, she did what any loving newlywed would do: she attempted to make macaroni and cheese.

According to all reports, it was an unmitigated disaster.

The sauce broke. The noodles turned to mush. The entire concoction was, in a word, inedible. Dad took one bite and spit it out. Horrified that her husband would do such a thing. Mom took a bite- and spat it out. It was vile. Mortified, Mom threw out the remains and vowed to obtain Great-Grandma Mary’s secret recipe.

Not long afterwards, they went and visited Great-Grandma for the holidays. As usual, there was the macaroni and cheese, laid out in golden splendor upon the dinner table when they arrived. Mom was finally able to sample the famous macaroni and cheese and pronounced it quite as good as Dad’s stories made it out to be.

After dinner, she cornered Great-Grandma Mary and spilled the whole debacle about her failed attempts to recreate Dad’s favorite dish, and begged Great-Grandma Mary to share her secret.

Great-Grandma Mary smiled and brought her and my father into the kitchen. Rather than reaching for a cookbook of family culinary wisdom, or into the pantry for a secret ingredient, she went to the freezer, opened it, and, as Dad looked on in horror, drew out a family-sized box of Stouffer’s frozen macaroni and cheese.

“I have a casserole dish just this size,” she said. “I just pop it in there, sprinkle a little extra cheese on top, and nobody knows the difference.”

You would have thought someone had just stolen Dad’s teddy bear.

To this day, nearly twenty-seven years later, we still refer to Stouffer’s as ‘Great-Grandma’s Macaroni and Cheese’.

[chiefmauskateer]

[rednightmare18]

modding skyrim be like

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[gogomrbrown]

Lovely.

[terror-foster]

What a punch

[snowie-skyes]

This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

[socialistexan]

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated.

Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, and speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected.

I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them.

[catholicorprotestant]

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say. 

[simonsays-no]

[immortalcheesewedge]

Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

[studiogreeble-deactivated202602]

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.

[faustic-trobairitz]

Not to bring up peter jacksons h*bb*t trilogy (yuck) on main, but do you know how horrible of a writing choice was making the elves vegetarians for laughs? Elven history is full of legendary hunters. Hell, the god that first taught them how to road trip (an important part of elven culture) is literally the GOD OF HUNTING. In fact, we have more evidence for elves hunting than farming! Implying otherwise is celegorm erasure and i will NOT stand for it!

[penny-anna]

possible explanations:

1) they just fed the dwarves lettuce to fuck with them bcos they’re assholes

2) elves don’t hunt for meat they hunt to get up close to animals & pet them like wolverine

3) the elves in rivendell are mistakenly under the impression that DWARVES are vegetarians and wanted them to feel welcome

[penny-anna]

I thought of another one:

4) elves are Catholic & the dwarves arrived on a Friday

[theladymania]

Aw, goose, no.

This is now available as stickers, shirts and prints!

Other Horrible Geese:

Monster of the Week

Aw, goose, no

Goose Omens (2019)

Totally worthy

Dr Goose?

[variou-very]

i saw a meme, and well-

[variou-very]

hey just in case youre following me for deltarune, im also the fucker that drew this

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[haunted-meat]

This is what it sounds like when I have sex

[valtsv]

being weird together is a love language

[valtsv]

me, catching myself sharing something i wouldn’t say to just anyone because i wouldn’t want them to think i’m not “normal” with someone i love without any hesitation because i’m not worried they’ll judge me for it: oh… intimacy

[valtsv]

[burdnurd]

lol I like doodling responses to tweets I like 

[twilightpb]

[durbikins]

each time you reblog this, someone on a different website gets hit

[zeelatunes]

thats the spirit!

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[brainemptynothink]

adhd culture is plugging in your headphones ready to bOp and then two hours later realising you haven’t actually pressed play