[literaltrip]

Well, I guess it’s time to shit post into the void again

[solardrake]

autism unawareness. what's happening lol

[ethereal-drivel]

Hi I love bees

[betheshield]

- You’ll understand then, I don’t have to explain.  - Understand what? MAURICE (1987)

[diesetdown]

The reason vine was so good was because most of those videos would be mad unfunny if they were full length. “Because he fucking pushed me” would be titled Epic kid meltdown rage 2014 (Must see) and it would be 2 minutes long.

[sydneyedwards1993]

Join for FREE today and you could be having sex tonight!!

[diesetdown]

You deadass?

[altair-ibn-la-booty]

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

[kleeklutch]

[leoleofitz]

Me, wearing a blanket as a cloak, stirring my mac'n'cheese in a dimly lit room: potion

[egdramaqueen]

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

[callurn-deactivated20151129]

Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”

[morethanstarswere-deactivated20]

Or just as marriage..?

[callurn-deactivated20151129]

Macklemore didn’t die for this

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[esichovequechova]

[one-in-lemillion]

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

[oilchangeus-blog]

This tweet from scientist Jacquelyn Gill (@JacqelynGill) went viral, and for good reason. The war on science continues, and she summed up this story perfectly into 3 sentences on Twitter. 

Read the full article: http://bit.ly/2AxVBf3

Take action to keep standing up for science: http://bit.ly/2gOFm5N

[ornistheavianfiend]

The row has erupted after a key polar satellite broke down a few days ago, leaving the US with only three ageing ones, each operating long past their shelf lives, to measure the Arctic’s dwindling ice cap. Scientists say there is no chance a new one can now be launched until 2023 or later. None of the current satellites will still be in operation then.

No words can describe how much this angers the crap out of me.

[snowflake-collections-deactivat]

Let me show you one of my favorite images on the internet: nuns performing “exorcism” on a very patient punk dude

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dbXr3GikQE

[infernalempress]

Haha

[doe-face]

Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[pythondyke]

Anyways this scene set women back 50 years and the reason why we still don’t have equal pay

[darthames]

Anyway… she’s gorgeous in both and it was her choice to do the makeover so… bye

[jewfrogs]

“her choice” she doesn’t exist. she’s not real. she’s not a person who can make choices. the writers/directors made that choice, and they chose to imply that a woman has to be feminine to be happy & that gnc women are inherently happier… which is not surprising lmao considering that john hughes was a disgusting sack of shit just in general.

[browsedankmemes]

Stop having healthy relationships (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[lastoneout]

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*