Something Witty and Original

Hi, my name is Laura: INFP: genderfluid probably: Bisexual: Random Blog: Talk with me if you want, I'm friendly: I'm an adult so if that bothers you, don't talk to me♡

[tittyinfinity]

Hmmmm

[everythingfox]

Mission impawssible

(via)

[irrelevantnameless]

the mario bros. movie, everything’s the same except all toads are voiced by Arin Hanson

[the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid]

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

[neonthebright]

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

[wackd-archive]

did he just throw ygor out a window

[catchymemes]

[bebemoon]

[oh-yeaahhhh]

An interesting example of reinforcement learning

[bekstek]

[thenatsdorf]

Annie are you ok

[arkhamgal]

the editing in this is incredible

[supermarvelgirl15]

Okay so anyone that reblogs this, I'll send them a little doodle of something (Marvel, Star Wars, Sherlock, The Witcher, etc.) that reminds me of their blog!

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[jewishevelinebaker]

[imagrowlithegrrr]

[mmmmhmmmmmmm1234]

The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks

that’s an alien, that’s an alien dragon baby. that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

[zombielovejuice-deactivated2020]

YES FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH I LOVE THIS LIL FUCKER. LOOK AT IT

[dooweeweeweeboo]

ohy my fucking god i finally know how my patronus looks like

[ayellowbirds]

Fun fact, nearly every photo of a blue dragon shows it on its back, because they live floating in the water with their bellies up. G. atlanticus mostly preys on venomous squishy things like Portuguese man o’ wars, and as a result of its diet, stores the nematocysts that provide MOWs with their incredibly painful sting. It is not recommended to handle these tiny dragons.

they are also even prettier in their proper environment, without getting all compressed.

[catchymemes]

[emily84]

ngl this is a GAMECHANGER

[electr0cut1e]

[starcitysirens]

100% heterosexual

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[Mario coin noises]

Mario: [italian american New York Brooklyn accent] HERE’SA MY BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL YA A WHOLE HEAP AND A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMASCIONI.

Luigi: [inhale] [normal person voice] Hello Mario.

[highandroid]

Art by Hage

https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=250667

[funnytwittertweets]

[pyomorphic]

the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents looney tunes again