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hypnowoof

about me

🍥 sunny, 23y

🍥 he/they/it, aromantic queer

🍥 mixed, 5'3, 3y on T--HIATUS, 38J

🍥 sub-leaning vers

🍥 incontinent puppy boy

inbox/dms: open 💌

send me spirals, triggers, commands, suggestions, confessions, pics, or just say hi! i dont bite (unless u want me to)

beanwood

real life cartoon character

unexpectedyarns

I was watching this thinking "What is this guy the Weird Al of symphony?" Then him face

batbetbitbotbut

that's not a body that's a collection of limbs

baddywronglegs

This is quite some dedication to physical comedy for someone who spends so much of his time on stage on the wrong side of an accordion, an instrument I'd describe as "technically portable"

texaschainsawmascara

thelonelyjew

Eric Andre is Jewish btw. I feel like a lot of people assume he isn't bc of racism or bc they assume every word out of his mouth is sarcastic but he is Jewish and has talked about it.

titsliker

i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

titsliker

see this guy gets it

oicuperp

hoffman's car

magical-missiles

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

i-identify-guns-in-posts

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

maykitz

you forgot to identify the pink one

grenade-maid

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

maykitz

you forgot to identify the pink one

pixelizedprince

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

derrida-simp

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

identifying-cars-in-posts

2011-2014 Ford F-150

24fish

lesbiansagainsttheatre

3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

depsidase

hobocrip

Saying that cannabis isn’t a drug further stigmatizes drug use. Cannabis is a drug, and that’s okay. When you say it’s just a plant or it’s just medicine, while both those statements are true, it is harmful in many ways. People who use drugs are not bad. Drugs are not bad. Stop stigmatizing drug use and start encouraging safe drug use.

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240

when someone asks you what the middle name of the guy who started scientology is

skovenshemmeligheder

me when the cuban bartender asks for my order

3000s

self-proclaimed punk fans on this website suddenly really scared of violence in music only when it comes to rap

maldoror-est-mort

pangur-and-grim

we have a new game where I blast Belphegor with a forcefield

emlynns

2018 taught me that a) it’s important to tell people you love them and b) there’s many different ways to say it

tofusilken

[ID: colorful illustration of two people hugging each other, surrounded by speech bubbles and rainbow-colored stars and clouds. One is light green and the other is purple. Around them, bright orange speech bubbles say “I love you…” and “I love you too!” in teal block letters. Other bubbles say “Do you want company?” “Do you want to hang out?” “You are so important to me.” “I miss you!” “You are my friend.” “I’m here if you need me.” “I hope you had a good day!” “I can make dinner tonight.” “Just call me if you need me.” The background is pink with sparkles, with pale orange clouds and bright yellow diamonds. Two smiley-faced stars trailing rainbows behind them curl out from behind the two people, who are mostly featureless but have their arms wrapped around each other and their eyes closed. End ID]