Sof

I’ve been here since it was lemons

[aletheyass]

this wound needs more salt

[konoko]

dont flirt with me. im easy to manipulate

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LMAO

[nitewrighter]

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

[moved-to-lumnch]

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

[ciceroprofacto]

that's also to say there's a moral imperative to interpret everything as queer to the greatest extent possible

[kosmogrl]

nooo brain ahah don't pay attention to that random wave of sadness please

[litlemagenta]

In perhaps the most humbling event of 2025 thus far, after redownloading this app after YEARS of inactivity I was greeted by my search history left full of drarry smut

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

[litlemagenta]

shout out to the cop that gave me a ticket for parking on the street in front of my own house today

[skepticle]

https://youtu.be/zaOrWhrdaWQ

[litlemagenta]

It’s officially October which means I can finally reblog this without shame

[ulibeanzz]

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign" 

[litlemagenta]

college life is eating off-brand nutella in your dorm at 3am while trying to simultaneously study and hold back tears

[detestable-tall-man]

[mossy-suggestions]

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

[spoopiedoopie]

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

[mymainbutnotthemain]

cheese

[painter-girl-cm-deactivated2020]

Slavery

[hatchets404]

Mistake

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

Cheese

[apologieslogan]

Yeehaw

[teacupfulofstarshine]

hershey

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

heat-red

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

Rain

[he-is-drowning-deactivated20190]

intense

[justlookingatfanart]

Mormon’s

[gayemo]

also-mormons

[mid-summer-mad-ness]

Vacquero

[freckledphil]

trees

[kat-is-cosmic-deactivated202603]

Music (usually country)

[bucklethefckleup-deactivated202]

Syrup.

[corrupted-truths]

Plains

[isa-ghost]

Shootings :/

[jellyfishdooter]

Weed or Rain

[chey-doodles]

Expensive

[antitweets]

Roses

[i-wanna-be-cute]

peaches

[lifeiscruelwithoutsound]

Bad

[j13xx]

corrupt politicians 🤮 (2words but could litteraly be from anywhere)

[cptnsambucky-deactivated2021061]

Crabs

[ironfamilycult]

Hell

[peterokii]

gay

[thebluebitchh]

Overpopulation

[weyounpussyindulgence-deactivat]

Southern Canada

[litlemagenta]

hot

[nutsacktorturer]

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

[nutsacktorturer]

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

[hieronymus-botch]

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

[the-everything-man]

Adapt. Survive.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

[byzantinefox-deactivated2018120]

where is that picture

ah here we go:

[darksp3ctre]

I love the blend of old and new.

[dovewithscales]

This is fantastic stuff. Remember what is useful and beautiful in the old, while embracing what is useful and beautiful in the new.