An Embarassment

[balzabul]

[weavemama]

[queeme-machine]

Be more like Freddie Mercury. Dress as loudly as you want. Chase love recklessly. Own many cats. Surround yourself with your physical possessions. Sing in public and don’t care what people think. Mind your business, unless someone isn’t minding their business, and then you’re allowed to rough them up a bit. Commit petty theft. Commit as many crimes as you can get away with. Steal your ex’s cats. Steal people’s clothes. St

[bitchycode]

[sorry]

parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS

me: this is my design

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[tsukkis]

What I want for myself: To graduate from university, to have an independent life and a good job.

What I also want: Stay at home and sleep as much as possible.

[spnyuri]

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

[katesofheaven]

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

[spnyuri]

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[rouxls]

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[thoughts-in-shower]

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

[ildiariodigin]

Eh.

[fate]

[onlytwitterpics]

[superheroesincolor]

John Boyega at Hyde Park (lLondon)

 ‘We are a physical representation of our support for George Floyd. We are a physical representation of our support for Sandra Bland. We are a physical representation of our support for Trayvon Martin. We are a physical representation of our support for Stephen Lawrence.’ Boyega, 28, added: ‘I’m speaking to you from my heart. Look, I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this, but f*** that.

‘Today is about innocent people who were halfway through their process, we don’t know what George Floyd could have achieved, we don’t know what Sandra Bland could have achieved, but today we’re going to make sure that won’t be an alien thought to our young ones.’

‘I need you to understand how painful this sh*t is. I need you to understand how painful it is to be reminded every day that your race means nothing and that isn’t the case anymore, that was never the case anymore.’

Read more: metro.co.uk

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