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[inevitable-destruction]

"Retirement together. Oh, that's cute."

[incorrectanything]

Sherlock: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

James: *cracking his knuckles*

James: Manslaughter it is.

[surya2]

watched a young sherlock interview where max said he'd hug hero on set between shoots 🥺 so here's mycroft & sherlock doing exactly just that

[fallencrown02]

Sleuthing shenanigans

(from the back angle 😆)

[alexjcrowley]

Bruh why is Moriarty at the family dinner with the dad who hasn't showed up in 10 years and the mom freshly escaped from the asylum💀 man you CANNOT speedrun meet the parents in less than a week

[today-tastes-like-honey]

Friedrich Merz, looking at Germany's declining birthrate: "Unacceptable. We must cut parental leave down to 33% and prohibit people from switching to part-time work. That'll teach those lazy good for nothing no-child-having young people. That'll fix this economy."

[ydpp-damien]

take a shot every time your spectral assassin asks if you’ve ever heard of the tale of mathieu bellamont and the greatest treachery of cheydinhal

[grnpurplgrmln]

bojan cvjetićanin one of the funniest people alive

news breaks out about his alleged girlfriend getting with another famous singer, and he then proceeds to

1. not comment on it

2. start flirting with kä on main

3. go to helsinki??

[kaarijaisbbg]

EXCUSE ME?? ISN'T THAT JERE'S HOODIE??

[moth-sapphic]

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, warrior, reclaimer of kingdoms, called a dragon a slug to its face - currently getting lectured by his tiny husband because he used a metal spatula on a non-stick pan

[mo0nbugs]

Bilbo "obsessed with maps" Baggins and Thorin "lost his way twice in a town with one road" Oakenshield

The arguments they have over directions must be legendary

[treseapologist]

*Somewhere in Erebor if Bilbo and Thorin got married and ruled together*

Bilbo: Have you any ounce of wit left in that dim dwarf brain of yours?

Thorin: Oh I have the right amount left to see your absurdity, Burglar.

A Concerned Dwarf Citizen: The King and Consort are fighting, aren't we supposed to stop them?

Balin: Nah, that's how they do their foreplay, in fact they are incredibly turned on right as we speak

[all-things-hobbit]

People are quick to shove bagginshield into the “x fell first, y fell harder” trope (fitting both Bilbo and Thorin into either slot) when in reality, Thorin fell hard, and Bilbo tripped over him.

[cardentist]

this absolutely has NOT left my brain, I had to make it a reality

[donottrustsistergoldenhair]

They're making a new adaptation of inkheart??????

[donottrustsistergoldenhair]

according to an interview from last month, the BBC are curently revising the book. The plan is to turn it into a tv show.

[dalliancekay]

I don't like nor 'get' GO3 ending. But that I could live with. Michael and David said some people will like it, some not, we will argue. Sure I can see that.

It's the fact that GO3 is cold, terribly out of character, full of plot holes and storylines that make no sense and go nowhere, where Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship is pushed into gutter and is stomped on, I cannot ever accept.

Crowley could've found a way to help Aziraphale. Like he always did. In the book he doesn't even do it for Aziraphale. He thinks everything is screwed and goes to try fix it anyway. You say it would have fallen apart because the system is rigged? Ok fine. But at least they would have tried. We would have watched them give it their all.

But watching Aziraphale fight Heaven on his own while Crowley became an alcoholic because 'nothing can change' was just bleak. (Not to mention all the possible and impossible ways Aziraphale was painted as the one at fault for everything.) Instead of showing us how they tried and failed, they just gave Crowley depression because his universe sucks and he can't get what he wants... Jesus's plotline - completely useless. We could have explored how his sacrifice before has shown that nothing's changed. Made everything worse actually (but it's all kinds of grim that the new universe presumably invented those exact same myths that resulted in that exact same Spanish Inquisition). The free will argument was ridiculous. And if Book of Life completely erases things - stop putting them back on screen again and again. Muriel being laughed at was cruel. And btw Satan was us - being told off. It's just a story I wrote. Deal with it. We came to love Aziraphale and Crowley. The book became more than an allegory about religion. So much more actually.

They felt a part of our world. This world. Beacons for people who are outsiders, who fight systems that oppress us and want to change us. Who want to carve a fragile existence for ourselves among all injustice.

They were fighting for us all behind the scenes. We could pretend to visit Soho or St James's Park and wonder if they've just been through. Fighting for and winning their love. Their freedom. We came to love Aziraphale and Crowley and that's why they should've stayed. Perhaps the end was fitting for a story showing how religion can't make sense in a complicated world - but we already knew that. The message that nothing is black and white was loud and clear.

We didn't need to start from scratch.

What we needed was a story where rigid attitudes change. Freedom and safety are gained. Love is freed. Where people and all beings can grow and learn and heal.

[vivi-theakuneko]

Fix-it ver. Deadpool