I'll sweep the stardust for you

I literally reblog everything, including some NSFW things. I also am the worst at tagging, so follow at your own risk.

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[mermithid]

DO NOT SHOP AT TARGET OR ORDER FROM THEM ONLINE ON MAY 1st THERE IS A STRIKE

[stonefemblues]

Amazon, Instacart, and Whole Foods are also striking, as well as others. Avoid ALL shopping anywhere, in person or online, as much as possible on May 1st (International Workers Day) to support the general strike.

For more info: https://www.genstrike.org/may-day-guide/

[dndaddyissues]

[cranity]

These fool forget Obi-Wan’s literally right there the minute they lock eyes

Based off of this post (x) by @minervajeanlupin

[cranity]

Bonus:

[avantegarda]

All right kids it's time for "two opinions I don't think are contradictory" time

JK Rowling has said a lot of dumbass stuff and it's completely valid to dislike her and criticize some parts of the Harry Potter universe

Those books meant a lot to me and plenty of other people as kids and I still think they have a lot of redeeming qualities and generally entertaining bits, though of course I don't expect everyone to like them

There you go. That's what's up.

[avantegarda]

Also, @ people jumping on the bandwagon like "oh I never liked that horrible problematic series, I can't believe you enjoyed it when you were little, you bigot!": chill. I promise it's not a competition to see who was the wokest nine year old.

[everythingfox]

“He waits all day for the mailman to come and pet him”

(via)

[jeffc3s]

[slayerscake]

Jester and Nott talking about doughnuts.

Laura: I kinda want a doughnut in real life though.

Sam: Oh, you, Laura Bailey, want a doughnut?

Laura: Yeah, I want a doughnut yall.

Travis pulls out his phone

A few minutes later

Laura: Did you order doughnuts, Behbeh?

Travis: What kind of husband do you think I am? I ordered like 60.

[uglygreenjacket]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Deet Figurine by Weta Workshop

[shitpostempire]

[keena-kapu]

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

[keena-kapu]

there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”

[whitestarrussian]

Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?

[keena-kapu]

The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.

[tragicwolves17]

I have been educated today and I appreciate it

[sapphireswimming]

someone: and then he pulled Excalibur out of The Stone -

everyone who has read this post, starting now:

[mayakern]

my new wizard Hemlock and her chicken familiar, Pepper!

for a dnd game where we’re all storybook characters who have gained a certain measure of autonomy and get picked to play “roles” in the toddler’s brain when his parents read to him!

patreon.com/mayakern

[thegingerpowers]

[futubanderacl]

[curlicuetruth]

This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just… walking in a way that humans are technically capable of walking and it’s somehow terrifying. It’s not even just that it’s unusual– if she’d come around the corner walking on her hands I doubt they’d have bolted.

I wonder if this is a learned fear (from horror movies and such) or something instinctive about the pose?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[corona-the-nightcutter]

WHY IS THIS FUNNY?!?!?!

[lesbianbonnibelle-deactivated20]

shoutout to the item that girl panic throws that lands perfectly on the shelf.

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[ardate]

some of yall never had to deal with seeing bullies come up to you to say “(Name) wanna ask you out” as a joke to humiliate their friend because nothing was as embarrassing and disgusting than imagining going out with you and it really shows

[unhingedbookclub]

henry cavill: emerges, disgusting, from the swamp with black eyes

Me:

[corvidkusnos]