Your Local Ace Goblin

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[littleacegoblin]

How many Tangled the series YouTube videos have been demonetised because they mention the kingdom Rapunzel lives in, Corona?

[littleacegoblin]

It seems like a lot of girls want a dilf with character-developing trauma. The more tragic the backstory, the more perfect the guy. He’s also gotta be nice and caring, even to his enemies.

Girls want Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz. He may be the perfect ladies man.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[littleacegoblin]

Yum

[littleacegoblin]

One sentence horror story:

“I found your fanfiction from 2018.”

[littleacegoblin]

Who else has shitty, anonymous fanfiction online that they’re really proud of but know that it’s one of the cringest things ever written?

[littleacegoblin]

Did anyone else write really inaccurate fanfiction about systems they didn’t know about?

I was an active Dadvid (Camp Camp) fanfic writer and I had no idea how adoption, foster care and legal systems work. Now I’m studying social work… and social work law. Boy, I was wrong about a whole lot

[littleacegoblin]

Has someone made a Gravity Falls Beetlejuice Au?

[littleacegoblin]

I was today years old when I learned that sapphic means women-loving, non-men and not elvish or fairy creatures. It doesn’t change how I view sapphic people because they’re still beautiful fairies except they like women.

~ coming from a sapphic goblin

[littleacegoblin]

Spread joy, not LaCroix

[littleacegoblin]

Just remember, if you can’t be successful or even mediocre, you can be someone else’s source of schadenfreude

[littleacegoblin]

One time when I was ten we were talking about how all good artists had to be gay at the dinner table. My dumbass said “What about Freddy Mercury?” And didn’t know why everyone was laughing. Obviously I had never seen a picture of him or I did and thought that was a straight man

[littleacegoblin]

Elizabeth Bennet would have to call Mr Darcy “Mr Darcy” during adult fun times because no way someone would yell out Fitzwilliam and not laugh the whole time

[littleacegoblin]

Imagine you have more than one kid and you tell all of them that one of the other kids is adopted when they’re not. They’ll be hanging onto this false secret for years, wondering how the other doesn’t know while the other is wondering the same thing. Eventually they’ll have an interaction like “you’re adopted” “no you are” and have no idea what to believe. Thank yew.

[littleacegoblin]

That feminine urge to lose a shitton of weight and have a massive glow up because all your friends are smarter and better at everything so you might as well be hot.

[littleacegoblin]

Ace culture is realising people actually wanted to shag celebrities and didn’t just want to hang out with them and be friends