friendlyneighborhoodbinderman

| big age: 18 | autistic | omnisexual | sensory processing disorder | i need a sugar daddy/mommy pleaaaasssse

[dreamercheanna]

Sweet degradation with a little condecending voice makes me WEAKKKK in my knees

”Aww what a cute little whore you are for me.”

”Youre such a cute slut arent you baby”

”Youre too dumb for that angel, let daddy do it for you”

Just put it inside me already.

[liberalsarecool]

Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani

[myrandomstuffpage]

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

[agnesmontague]

you can kinda tell when a writer has spent a lot of time around kids bc they avoid most of the pitfalls that come with writing children. namely, not giving them a too cutesy or twee voice but making them sound more like extremely weird little adults. kids playing pretend will almost never cutely slot into some romantic scenario for the adults' benefit bc the adults are usually too busy cleaning up or wondering what the fuck is wrong with their child. kids also have surprisingly stringent hangups ranging from very petty grievances to downright chauvinist gender roles, more often than not the result of a tragic education but sometimes far surpassing what they were taught in intensity. what im saying is there's nothing inherently wrong with treating fictional kids as stock characters but it's always quite nice to see when they aren't

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It's extremely common for very young children to suddenly say something extremely cogent and articulate, that's jarringly inconsistent with their normal speech. This is usually something that they heard an adult say recently. A kid will spend ten minutes telling you a story about how they fought a wolf yesterday using simple sentences of fifty cent words, then nibble a snack, wrinkle their nose and say something like "I feel like Mum was overenthusiastic with the salt today, and not for the first time either" before going back to their clumsy story. (They do understand what they're saying when they do this. Kids' communication is usually held back by their vocabulary and pronunciation, not their understanding.)

Young kids are also a lot more socially aware than people give them credit for. Young children are perfectly aware that adults don't take them seriously. They know when their parents don't actually like them. They listen and remember when adults talk about them while they're in the room. Kids will develop basic abilities to charm etc. from babyhood and will begin experimenting with social norms and concepts of deception, appropriate information, and acceptable language and attitudes in toddlerhood. By the time a kid is five or six, they have solid social strategies for relating to adults and separate ones fr relating to their peers, that they'll continue to refine for the rest of their lives. They will also say completely off the wall shit because they don't have the context to know what is and isn't considered super fucked up yet.

By the time a kid is eight or nine, their main difference from adults is in experience, interests, and ability for long-term focus. An eight year old can think as intelligently and coherently as a thirty year old, they just have less experience and information to draw from, and are likely interested in very different things. They're also likely still slightly hamstrung by vocabulary and literacy, though much less so than a younger kid.

Teens will behave like adults who have little power (a teen is often at the mercy of their parents and the state and rarely taken seriously, which is extremely frustrating) and who are high stress and mid-crisis, because they're going through a transitory period where their bodies and moods are changing and are having to constantly learn and adjust; a fourteen year old in a stable situation will act pretty much like a thirty year old with an oppressive boss who's just left a tumultuous relationship.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#oh is *that* why i feel 14 again after my fiance broke things off with me and i had to move halfway across the continent back in with my ma?

Yeah that's just what humans feel and act like when they're unmoored and powerless and unpredictably changing. Teenagers are pretty much constantly unmoored and powerless and unpredictably changing, and react reasonably to those circumstances.

[storybookprincess]

so back when my little brother was in high school, my mom went as a chaperone for their senior year field trip to an amusement park. which, you know, brave move to volunteer to supervise a bunch of high school seniors let loose in a wonderland of rollercoasters and sugar

my brother and his friends in this field trip group were truly great kids. but they were not above run of the mill teenage boy shenanigans. it’s the end of senior year, you and all your buddies are at the amusement park, you’re naturally going to want to act like a complete moron

there was one kid in the group who was especially prone to goofing around. committed to the bit, some may say. my mom knew that if nonsense was going to break out, he’d likely be at the center of it

so she goes up to this kid at the very start of the trip and says “hey, i’m kinda worried about this chaperoning thing. this might be a lot to ask, but can you help me keep an eye on everyone? you wouldn’t have to do anything big, just be an extra set of eyes for me.”

friends, this kid proceeded to run their field trip group like the fucking us marines. everyone is at the meet up spots at the designated time. everyone waits in line for the rides like a bunch of boy scouts. the second the horseplay gets too out of hand, this kid is getting it back under control

it’s incredible how differently people act based on the expectations you set. instead of going to this kid and saying “hey, i know you’re trouble, so i’ve got my eye on you,” my mom went “hey, i know you have influence in your peer group, so i think you can help me.”

treat someone like a problem, they’ll act like a problem. but give people a chance to help, make them feel important, and they usually rise far above the occasion. it was a stroke of genius that i’m honestly still in awe of

[tiredmm]

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sleepy regression collage🌙 🌌

hi hi hello!! again, big apologies for not posting a bunch!! but it’s the holiday season, and i tend to regress a bunch around winter time, so expect more posts!! ><

make sure to drink some water today! you deserve to be healthy and cared for!

see u later!!<33

[ribbonpaci]

it’s okay if non-child friendly things are part of your inner child healing and your regression. it’s okay if you grew up with unrestricted internet access in the late 2000s and now your favorite way to regress is watching old raunchy youtube videos with crude humor and swearing. not every regressor has to be watching bluey and sesame street to be valid. watch that rated r movie that you loved as a kid. watch those ytps. play that rated m video game that you used to watch your older brother play all the time. it’s your regression, so make it yours.

don’t ever let anybody tell you how to regress.

[quinnysnursery]

quinny's regression-safe youtube channels ! 𓂃⋆.˚

youtube channel recs for littles ones !! [dividers by @d-oie]

story book readers //

reading rocket 📚🚀 ~ fallon is an amazing woman who reads children's books [both classics and new stuff !]. she has an amazing narration voice that instantly captivates you into any story she reads !

vooks 🎥📖 ~ with this channels adorable animations, calming music and narration (with subtitles available !) - this channel is easily one of my favorites !!

storytime at awnie's house 📕🏠 ~ awnie is possibly the cutest lady i've ever seen !! she encapsulates a warm yet silly "mom" vibe and is incredible at doing voices for whatever book she's reading !!

toy channels //

relaxing unboxing sounds 🧸🎁 ~ a voiceless channel where the creator simply opens up blind boxes/bags !! it's so fun guessing who they're gonna pull !!

bin's toy bin 🪀🎁 ~ a husband and wife who reviews toys !! they specialize in my little pony toys !!

disney themed youtubers //

4k wdw 🏰 ~ they upload walkthroughs of the disney parks and videos of the disney parades !! super cool for littles who love the disneyworld/land parks, or are wishing to visit !!

document disney 🐭 ~ they upload walkthroughs and povs of disneyland rides !! super cool for littles who love the disneyworld/land parks, or are wishing to visit !!

misc //

mittens & pants 🐱🐶 ~ a kitten and puppy who are best friends and travel around their make believe town !! honestly my favorite channel listed !! PUH-LEASE check them out !!

disclaimer : it is to my knowledge that none of these channels are run by bad people, or contain swearing. if this is wrong i deeply apologize- though i researched to the best of my extent.

[tinyowlet]

we have guests, bring out the fine china !

[dog-with-a-job]

Oh to be small enough to be picked up. Want for a caregiver to pick me up and place me on their hip as they go throughout their day. Wanna curl my little fingers in their shirt and rest my head on their shoulder. Wanna be bounced and held and kept close and feel safe and loved.

Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend really really hard that someone’s here to pick me up and take care of me

[misterhnh]

Control is such an integral part of most little's fantasies. They want total control, clothing, privileges, food, activities. In a little's perfect world they would never have to make a choice on any of those things. I think this leads to a lot of dynamics jump in head first of having all of those things be strictly decided all the time. But I have found the secret to these is actually leveraging compromise. And I actually believe it's hotter. Let me explain why:

- I think that a caregiver not being so strict is oddly more controlling. Like I think a point of this whole kink is simulating what it feels like to be taken care of which is of course where these decisions come in. But I feel like giving up a little bit of control so that you can ultimately control the whole situation is more hot. Like yeah you can always pick the outfit your little is wearing and then be prepared to punish them if needed. Or you can let them have some input and save the control for when it's more needed. Like at the end of the day your little will still feel your control if they say they want to wear a dress and you say "ok but you need to wear tights" the fact that it was so natural and reasonable proves how little they truly are because they were compliant and understanding. Not once did it cross their mind that they had an option to not listen at all

- It leaves the door open to making the second option worse which is very hot. Like imagine that I want to put a dress on a little but they whine and say that they want overalls instead. Of course kiddo, whatever you want but since it's going to be harder to check you, you're absolutely going to have to wear double diapers today. And when they complain about that then you firmly tell them that you shouldn't ask for things without thinking of the "practical" nature of things. Of course they would get double diapers, you would hate to ruin the overalls.

- finally I think that it makes when you are strict it hits harder. Because the hottest thing a caregiver can do is move in and take control when it's absolutely needed. And make sure you reinforce the why too. "Kiddo I'm not arguing today because we have somewhere to be and unfortunately you have no choice but to listen to me" "I would love to let you wear jeans but last time you leaked in them and I don't want you to ruin them" "you obviously don't know how to dress yourself for the cold, I have to take care of you which means putting you in outfits that you might not like". When there is a "legitimate" reason for the strictness, it reinforces the fact that they need control instead of it just being for fun.

[fantasy-relax]

Rumi is not an innocent angel, she was alone and a secluded island, yes but Celine gay ass surely had porno magazines hidden around, one day Rumi found it and the door of heaven opened. Then the internet came and you bet that the workaholic repressed girl investigated EVERYTHING about sex, kinks, toys, safety, etc.

Now Rumi is a perfectionist, she needs to be the best in everything she does.

Sex included.

So she had some one night stand to practice and to de-stress (also because her band mates are really hot and cute and sexy and Rumi has scratched some surfaces horny griping around Zoey and Mira)

When everything was on the open, Zoey found herself OUTFREAKED but she rose to the challenge, mama didn't raise a weak bitch no sir (she says before entering in coma by orgasms, 10/10 she would do it again).

Mira vanilla ass is just trying to survive her two kinky horny as hell girlfriends.

Mira coming from a shot promoting underwear:

Their make-up artists get a raise and new contracts to keep quiet about the amount of bites they have to cover.

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

If you're donating to food banks because SNAP is halted here's some things to think about (post from a person that works at a food bank

[hugs4everypony]

I learned from Adam Ruins Everything that just giving a good bank cash is helpful as well.

Farmers can grow way more food than what you can buy so monetary donations are greatly appreciated

For the love of all that is holy do not judge what anyone puts in the cart

[dankmemeuniversity]

[azerishi]

Tony: Okay, truth or dare?

Peter: Truth!

Tony: How many hours have you slept this week?

Peter:

Peter: ...Dare

Tony: Go to bed.

Peter: I don’t like this game.

[glumshoe]

what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

[nowlander]

Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists’ exhibitions.

We are always begging for people to attend, there actually is the “hack” to invite your whole family but tell them to pretend they don’t know you. People with money are more willing to buy your work if they think many people likes it, so your mere presence eating our cheese and canapes will be a great helps. Please bring whoever you want too.

[glumshoe]

Don’t mind if I do!

I will dress like an eccentric weirdo if that helps.

[themightyglamazon]

[modmad]

one time a pal of my pals was having a tough time selling their work in an art exhibit and called us up on the last day, ‘us’ being about 8 students who were Very hungry and also bored. We put on the nicest/artsiest clothes we had available (one dude had a legit fancy suit and put on some shades which were Bright Pink he looked like a movie star I swear) and rolled up to the show in pairs, separately. Fine Art Pal has some nice paintings! but nobody is really paying attention to them, so after getting some fancy cheese cubes in a manner that did not betray that we were actually a ravenous pack of starving students we casually wander around the show and then, fairly individually, drift to a stop by their work. Some of us even walked away, then came back a bit later ‘captivated’ by the art (it was actually really nice but recall we were all poor as shit and this was a help hustle). Our group’s interest naturally caught other folks, and eventually there was a small clump of about 15 people musing over this art, and within ten minutes the biggest piece had been snatched up by a shrewd investor. by the end of the exhibit every single piece was sold. It helped pay off the artist’s student debt and on that success they got into another exhibit! They’ve been doing well ever since.

So yes, please attend new artist shows, you get free cheese, get to look at nice art, and you can really help out people who deserve more attention.

[arabian-batboy]

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[akashicrecord]

me at 12: dad's anger issues are so scary waaaah

me at 27: if another slight inconvenience happens to me i'm going to put my car in reverse on the interstate