✨ FUCK ✨

wild & feral but occasionally depressed

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[depsidase]

[weird-goodbyes]

literally there’s so much joy to be found in being earnest. so much happiness in being sincere. anyone who tells you otherwise is just trying to get company for their misery.

[berkeleygirl3]

[oldhollywoodniall]

i love watching rear window and thinking about how this meme almost undersells how accurate it is

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[chocolatina]

holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman

[innerchildabortionclinic]

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

[littlebits-n-pieces]

cheers to the best job in the world 🥂

my boss is telling me that he wants to plan a trip for the office and asked if i have a passport??? 👀 crossing my fingers

[ozempicofficial]

[loveridden1999]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[littlebits-n-pieces]

may was for getting shit done and feeling cute

[cybermanes]

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

[celticcanon]

Gideon the Ninth ass post.

[tiredvangogh]

Alright everyone what should my going-to-sleep-fantasy be tonight?

1. The knight on his knees, breathing heavy, trying to restrain themselves, not being allowed to join as his fellow knight claims the prince/princess in front of his eyes

2. Prince/Princess sitting on the knights helmeted face, seeking their own pleasure while the knight has to watch through the visor

3. Getting sweet kisses from the knight while they wrap their gauntlet around my throat