@theartofmadeline
Cosmic Funnies
Peter Solarz
art blog(derogatory)
Show & Tell
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
roma★
Keni
Misplaced Lens Cap
Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Andulka
Jules of Nature
oozey mess
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@littledeathangelo
Finally remembered this existed
Holy shit I haven't been on tumblr in yearssss. Apparently since I was 19 according to my profile. I'm 26 now...uh not much and yet everything has changed. Truly didn't even know if the site was still alive
SUUHHHHH DOOOOOOD
SAHHHHHH DOOOOOOOD
call me boring and vanilla but i lov… romantic relationships built on friendships
I feel like an aspect of Phineas and Ferb that goes completely underappreciated is that not once but TWICE per episode the writers were able to link the story lines of two brothers building crazy and impossible things with their friends and an evil scientist who poorly tries to take over of the world and also battles a platypus AND somehow make it that whatever malfunctioning device the scientist made completely removed the proof anything had happened with them. Like… that’s astounding
What’s more astounding is the fact that they managed to, somehow, make it weirder and weirder without losing face. Like. I wonder how they explained these scenarios to the animators with a straight face. “Yeah, so we’re gonna have the platypus get in a swordfight with the evil scientist. Yeah, have the Duel of the Fates playing in the background. Yeah, it’s gonna be Brutworst and Hot dog as swords”
Phineas and Ferb is really unappreciated just because “the plot is always the same, that’s a lame excuse for not having enough ideas”. Like no, not at all. This is exactly what makes the show so good: the ability to make every episode special by changing the usual pattern just a little. It’s always a little changing: using Perry’s point of view , make the episode go on backwards, making Linda (the mom) become the Candace of the situation by trying to get her husband’s attention, make Perry and Candace switching bodies…
It’s a little change of the pattern, but it’s enough, because the plot is NOT the pattern: the plot develops around the pattern like it’s some kind of environment or scenery.
And the best part is that the characters themselves know about it: Candace knows she will never bust them, Linda knows that her daughter will never give up, the boys know that their invections will just disappear.
Y'all are forgetting the FRIKKIN MUSIC
You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
CAESER ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY CEASER
new ask meme: do i come across as a goth, nerd, prep, or jock?
If I see another post saying that Nico di Angelo is a Slytherin I’m going to Scream
He is not ambitious
He is not cunning
He’s never tried to be better than anyone else
He is loyal, selfless, and persevering.
Nico di Angelo is a damn Hufflepuff
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
you ever find the perfect song to daydream to and then for the next 10 minutes sit there like
This speaks to me on a spiritual level…
I feel like I don’t say this enough, but
FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!
this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system
Betsy DeVos will replace it with an indoor sundial.
Soup-serving robot fail. [video]
Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.
everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic
Bad male DND writers writing women: She’s really pale, small, thin, pretty, pure of heart, plays a healer, and her name is Blossom and she’s in love with big gruff men :)
Women playing DND: Her name is Hannah Throatsmasher, she has big horns and can kick your ass
Blossom tires of the nonsense big gruff men bring into her life and meets Hannah in a pub one night. The two go on legendary adventures and marry by the sea.
so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught
Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…
why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached
because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again
i really thought this story would end with the reveal that the pretty girl was the goddess Venus herself dating her human admirer but it was so much better
wear what you want! cut your hair off! get that piercing!! talk to her! wear makeup!! paint your nails! take more selfies!! fuck what anyone else thinks!!
