Hello

My name's Mac and I've been around the Sun 27 times

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[eebie]

[littlemermac]

Yessss back on tumblr like nothing happened

[clairedflg]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[memeuplift]

[joleneghoul]

Love this fr

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[attachablepenis]

not to be a monsterfucker on main but if an alien took over my body for the purpose of destroying humanity only to look into my disaster of a brain and fall in love with what it found? and decided to stay? for me?

*voice cracks* thatd be swell

[pirateperch]

Little doodlé, if you will.

(Venom looks like a jello mold–I apologize)

[stuart-townsend]

Venom (2018) dir. Ruben Fleischer