idle strawberry shortcake machine

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[rosenkranz-does-things]

realized I had a collection of this type of pictures so I did some studies

[defconprime]

[dogwoodbite]

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

[momoro66]

[scp372]

giant isopod is like what if magical creatures were real but just out of your reach. what if there was an animal that was generally really small but we made ONE that was actually the exact size you have dreamed about for it to be a normal house pet. but you both evolved to be unable to survive in each other’s environment. even experts (aquariums) struggle to conduct an environment in which they can survive and thrive, so you may never see one even behind glass. they may as well be unicorns. just one of the many ways life taunts me

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[corporationkills]

[tzvi]

@librarycards

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[hotvampireadjacent]

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[magneatio]

christopher nolan core beliefs: women are happy in the PAST. men are gay in the NOW. explosions happen ALWAYS

[threedollarsdotcom]

ill block a bitch on pesterchum

[pangur-and-grim]

ohhhhhhhh he's sweetie

[pangur-and-grim]

don't look at that.

[rosepetal444-deactivated2026020]

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[anistarrose]

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell